Im Dan and i'm new here!

[Das Delfin]

s, and have gained a mixed reputation at best.

I did a irl lol

[eastcoastcory]

Whadddup man. I'm new here too. Seems like we're in the right place.

[2mAn]

Dan, and you too eastcoastcory. To be properly welcomed to r3v, you MUST post pics of your GF. until then you will be forevernewb. just ask 5toes

[Powling]

Dan, and you too eastcoastcory. To be properly welcomed to r3v, you MUST post pics of your GF. until then you will be forevernewb. just ask 5toes

Ohhhh thats who is in MrBurgundy's avatar.

[estoguy]

Welcome Dan!

I'm Canadian and I find that US politics has become very amusing since Trump was elected.

[Sea Aych]

Hi Dan!

Hi fellow ontarians ^^

[2mAn]

Ohhhh thats who is in MrBurgundy's avatar.

Not his GF sadly, it's an EX that's the love of his life. Once a woman like that has sucked your soul out of your dickhole you're never going to be the same

[ahrensNW]

Not his GF sadly, it's an EX that's the love of his life. Once a woman like that has sucked your soul out of your dickhole you're never going to be the same

Holy fuck I just died laughing in the middle of a 200 person class

[IceWhite]

I'm saving that one.

Haha. I am flattered. Sig Away!

[MrBurgundy]

Not his GF sadly, it's an EX that's the love of his life. Once a woman like that has sucked your soul out of your dickhole you're never going to be the same

lol


She has a forceful suck, too. She can suck down a frozen milkshake with a cocktail straw, then she'll out suck a 5 hp ridgid shop vac for fun.

Sub for GF pics

[2mAn]

OP please deliver, then we can make a motion to change your title to Dan the Man, assuming your GF is banging material

[flyboyx]

lol


She has a forceful suck, too. She can suck down a frozen milkshake with a cocktail straw, then she'll out suck a 5 hp ridgid shop vac for fun.

I kinda like to think of her as a weeble wobble. Is anyone here old enough to remember that silly toy? They were shaped like Humpty Dumpty, which, I might add is a rather flattering description for a woman of such proportion.

In addition to her throating skills, she has won several major awards. That green bikini is actually what she wore in her last beauty pageant.

[AndrewBird]

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like a spammer/bot or something?

[rturbo 930]

Is it just me, or does this guy sound like a spammer/bot or something?

Yeah, I thought something seemed off. Maybe just young or something.

Actually, I just looked, and apparently he has only two posts, both being threads he made, no activity otherwise. That's definitely odd.

[djjerme]

I kinda like to think of her as a weeble wobble.

LOL, that was my thought as well.. Doesn't help that my inlaws bought some of those damn things for my daughter a few years ago.

Talk about worthless toys..