Junction Produce, open your mind to overpriced classy japanese car accessories!

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  • HST
    Mod Crazy
    • Jan 2006
    • 757

    #16
    Man, that shit is pure baller status.
    Originally posted by KingB
    Scratch my back and I buy a prostitute for you, to rub your balls. HAHA now thats some funny shit.

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    • silversleeper
      R3VLimited
      • Mar 2005
      • 2032

      #17
      If I was more welcoming to a car payment, I would definitely go the VIP route. They are just gorgeous cars.
      Claus Luthe is my hero.

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      • Raxe
        R3V Elite
        • Nov 2006
        • 5346

        #18
        I agree, I've always been fascinated by VIP. I can't say I'd do it though, it's the poseurs who wreck things like VIP.

        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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        • hugh jass
          R3VLimited
          • Dec 2003
          • 2220

          #19
          What the fuck does Junction Produce mean? I would feel like a total nerd driving around in an S Class telling everyone it was tuned by Junction Produce. Sounds like a muppet movie.
          ______________________
          ex-Chief Operating Officer
          Blunt Tech Industries
          West Coast and Pacific Rim

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          • kellie
            Mod Crazy
            • Nov 2006
            • 702

            #20
            Originally posted by hugh jass
            What the fuck does Junction Produce mean? I would feel like a total nerd driving around in an S Class telling everyone it was tuned by Junction Produce. Sounds like a muppet movie.
            One word: Engrish.
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            • Digitalwave
              is a poseur
              • Oct 2003
              • 6282

              #21
              You mean Englenese?

              God I love VIP style.

              RISING EDGE

              Let's drive fast and have fun.

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              • redbull 325is
                R3V OG
                • Feb 2004
                • 7471

                #22
                excuse my ignorance, but WTF does VIP mean in this context?

                tia,
                Julien
                Build Threads:
                Pamela/Bella/Betty/325ix/5-Lug Seta/S60R/Miata ITB/Miata Turbo/Miata VVT/951/325xi-6

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                • M42Technik
                  R3V OG
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 9781

                  #23
                  VIP is just another style of car modification, like Eurostretch, HoodRide, etc...to be more specific they're almost always black, have huge wheels with incredible stretch and rubberband tires, and other things to make it look like a Yakuza/Mafia car...




                  Fucking BALLER.

                  EDIT: What do those things hanging from the mirror mean anyways?
                  Last edited by M42Technik; 07-05-2007, 04:59 AM.
                  Reminiscing...

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                  • dj2xrated
                    E30 Addict
                    • May 2007
                    • 540

                    #24
                    man the hoover administration runs junction produce, and the funds go to the secret global security group "Sector 7". haha.

                    man i dont know what those little japanese people are doing with these big Pho-king cars. if i had to guess id say its the end result of the TWO biggest organizations in the wORLD!

                    Government! + Mob lords.

                    (who else can you imagine rolling up into one of those) p.diddy??SIKE
                    Operation S/C E39M5.:woowoo:

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                    • aschmidt
                      E30 Addict
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 457

                      #25
                      Originally posted by M42Technik
                      EDIT: What do those things hanging from the mirror mean anyways?
                      It just says 房(ふさ), on the website, which means tassel. That doesn't really help though...IT'S BALLAH YO!
                      -Adam Schmidt-

                      1988 Zinnoberrot 325iS ::dead::
                      1988 Bronzit 325iS ::sold::
                      1991 Alpine 318iS

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                      • Mr.SWISS
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 1251

                        #26
                        Originally posted by M42Technik
                        VIP is just another style of car modification, like Eurostretch, HoodRide, etc...to be more specific they're almost always black, have huge wheels with incredible stretch and rubberband tires, and other things to make it look like a Yakuza/Mafia car...




                        Fucking BALLER.

                        EDIT: What do those things hanging from the mirror mean anyways?
                        Grand Theft Auto 3 mafia car lolz
                        Originally posted by 325Projectz
                        don't listen to the diagram... listen to mr. swiss.
                        :nice:

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                        • moatilliatta
                          R3V OG
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 6121

                          #27
                          sick.

                          I was up above it, Now I'm down in it ~ Entropy - A Build thread.
                          @Zakspeed_US

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                          • 92 mtechnic cabrio
                            Honesty is not the best policy!
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 4907

                            #28
                            Originally posted by M42Technik

                            EDIT: What do those things hanging from the mirror mean anyways?

                            It's basically this:

                            Japanese car enthusiasts hang something that is knit or sewn by their mothers from their mirrors. As a sign of peace at home, a non-dysfunctional family sort of thing.

                            It eventually caught on to VIP enthusiasts. However, a majority of Junction Produce's consumers/clients are mafia/yakuza members, and more than 90% of yakuza members have killed their mothers, as a way of preventing further incidents to his status. So Junction Produce markets a mass-produced fusa that their consumers can hang from their mirrors.
                            R.I.P 07/01/09 - 04/23/10 :(

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                            • Jand3rson
                              Banned
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 37587

                              #29
                              VIP cars are badass. Awesome site!

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                              • M42Technik
                                R3V OG
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 9781

                                #30
                                Originally posted by 92 mtechnic cabrio
                                ...and more than 90% of yakuza members have killed their mothers, as a way of preventing further incidents to his status.
                                WTF?!
                                Reminiscing...

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