How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

as the proud OP of this thread, everyone needs to just drop the whole racism thing.

or GTFO my thread and take your bigotry elsewhere.

[M42Technik]

^^ No your not man, I'm originally from California and then I moved to Miami. All the Colombians/Cubans/Brazilians/PR's/Venezuelans/etc call Mexicans beaners. I was surprised to hear that when I moved there. I'm not racist by any means just pointing out something

Yeah, and all the white folk call anyone with dark skin who looks Hispanic/Latino/Spanish "beaners" or "mexicans".

Its the same shit everywhere. But you know what? Fuck it, unintelligent and ignorant people can suck balls. Now mods delete all this and we can go back to talking about CARS. Not "beaners".

[Larry e30]

^^ No your not man, I'm originally from California and then I moved to Miami. All the Colombians/Cubans/Brazilians/PR's/Venezuelans/etc call Mexicans beaners. I was surprised to hear that when I moved there. I'm not racist by any means just pointing out something

[M42Technik]

You know that any e30 in the junkyard is barely usable because it immediately gets mobbed by fucking mexicans who break the parts that are important to me to get at some stupid beaner aftermarket seatcovers, thus rendering the rest of the car useless because they had to break 3 windows, plastic bumpers, the IS lip, and managed to wreck up the almost perfect condition IS seats in the car while removing said seat covers.

I'm Cuban / Colombian, but technically I'm a "beaner" or "fucking mexican" according to your slurs. Whats your problem?

[george graves]

You know that any e30 in the junkyard is barely usable because it immediately gets mobbed by fucking mexicans who break the parts that are important to me to get at some stupid beaner aftermarket seatcovers, thus rendering the rest of the car useless because they had to break 3 windows, plastic bumpers, the IS lip, and managed to wreck up the almost perfect condition IS seats in the car while removing said seat covers.

Lets tone down the racial slurs - we are after all BMW owners, so a certain amount of class is expected.

[delfin]

r3v: you know each and every local junkyards inventory of e30's and what is usable on them. thanks to you most of these cars are missing small items that fit in your pockets/toolbag.

BMW owner: what on EARTH is a junkyard?

You know that any e30 in the junkyard is barely usable because it immediately gets mobbed by fucking mexicans who break the parts that are important to me to get at some stupid beaner aftermarket seatcovers, thus rendering the rest of the car useless because they had to break 3 windows, plastic bumpers, the IS lip, and managed to wreck up the almost perfect condition IS seats in the car while removing said seat covers.

[nando]

A light comes on telling you something is wrong.
New BMW Owner - Pay the dealer to fix the problem and reset the indicator lights
R3V enthusiast - Pull the bulb

I think you have R3v confused with E30 tech ;)

[E30 Cabrio]

You have electrical tape covering your ever glowing "Brake Lining" light.

Your dash is cracked from hitting it too many times to "fix" your temp gauge and/or Brake Lining light.

You spent more for your wheels then for your car.

You buy parts you don't need just because they were available at a good price.

You have E30 parts in one or more rooms of your house/apt.

You have E30 parts in your office at work

You have E30 parts still in the UPS/FedEx box that you bought over 6 months ago

You'll pass on a pristine, low - mileage, 325is complete with full history/records at a great price because it's Bronzit.

You have Blacked Out your faded windshield trim with a Magic Marker

You check craigslist/ebay daily for parts you don't need

You have 3 stock radios in your garage, and none of them fully functional.

Your oil pan has JB Weld on it.

You're going to do a 24v swap "someday"

[esheg4ever23]

R3v Enthusiast: Your girl friend has threatened to leave you because of your car.

BMW owner: Your girl friend is dating you because of your car.

Lmao..favorite

[Mulholland]

- you change your break pads and tires every 2nd oil change, or 3rd oil pan, whichever comes first.

[smoke4ndmears]

r3v: you know each and every local junkyards inventory of e30's and what is usable on them. thanks to you most of these cars are missing small items that fit in your pockets/toolbag.

BMW owner: what on EARTH is a junkyard?

[Jand3rson]

You feel sorry for riced out E30's - like they are an abused dog. Really, it's not their fault.

BEST FUCKING POST in the thread. Anyway, continuing the fun...

A light comes on telling you something is wrong.
New BMW Owner - Pay the dealer to fix the problem and reset the indicator lights
R3V enthusiast - Pull the bulb

Red, blue, black, gold, white.
New BMW Owner - Red, blue, black, gold, white.
R3V enthusiast - Rot, Blau, Schwarz, Bronzit, Weiss.

The E36 3 series.
New BMW Owner - An older BMW you turn your nose up at.
R3V enthusiast - A newer BMW you turn your nose up at.

[e30Matt]

BMW owner - buys his rubbers in a 24 pack at the pharmacy.
R3V enthusiast - buys his rubbers in 4 packs from Vulcan Tire.

BMW owner - worried about his kids' orders being right at the drive thru.
R3V enthusiast - worried about finding the proper apex, somewhere near the first window.

[stevofthahill]

You feel sorry for riced out E30's - like they are an abused dog. Really, it's not their fault.

This is just too true, a riced out e30 seems to me as though it has received a fate worse then death.

[TerribleONE]

You feel sorry for riced out E30's - like they are an abused dog. Really, it's not their fault.