How can you tell between a R3V enthusiast and a BMW owner?

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  • iCleaks
    Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 42

    #166
    RV3: You upgrade sound system (to a level disproportionate to the value of the entire car) creating a much broader range of sounds and allowing previously inaudible musical nuances to be heard with great clarity. For the first week, you keep muttering, "Wtf is that noise - wtf do I need to fix now", because of the much broader range of sounds and previously inaudible musical nuances.

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    • GarrettM
      Mod Crazy
      • Jun 2007
      • 674

      #167
      I love getting it inspected, I go to a different place everytime. And it is hilarious when they pop the hood and then call like 3 others over to open it and then I finally go in and do it and walk out.

      -You hear a new noise and instead of fixing it, you turn up the radio

      BMW Owner:
      -The tires squeel and you bring it to the dealer with a blank check.
      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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      • markseven
        R3V Elite
        • Sep 2006
        • 5327

        #168
        r3v: < $20 for an oil change

        Todd: > $120 for an oil change
        I Timothy 2:1-2

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        • franco90
          No R3VLimiter
          • Nov 2006
          • 3185

          #169
          Originally posted by Jordan325iC
          So many of these apply to me. This one is my favorite (I'm not guilty though):-You swap an english saftey check panel, for a german one you cant read.
          So true

          I've always been proud of being a Marine.
          I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
          "Supersquad"

          ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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          • einstein57
            R3V OG
            • Jun 2007
            • 10780

            #170
            Originally posted by JamesE30
            R3V:



            -As you drive by shop windows and bus and tram stops, you stare lovingly at you car (not yourself)

            soooooo guilty
            Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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            • franco90
              No R3VLimiter
              • Nov 2006
              • 3185

              #171
              Originally posted by einstein57
              soooooo guilty
              same here

              I've always been proud of being a Marine.
              I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
              "Supersquad"

              ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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              • einstein57
                R3V OG
                • Jun 2007
                • 10780

                #172
                r3v members: have a shifter looser than a Las Vegas hooker and enjoys watchng valet or a smog guy trying to get it in to neutral, or first, or and gear lower than 3rd. hilarious.
                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                • e30Matt
                  R3V Elite
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 5077

                  #173
                  Originally posted by einstein57
                  r3v members: have a shifter looser than a Las Vegas hooker and enjoys watchng valet or a smog guy trying to get it in to neutral, or first, or and gear lower than 3rd. hilarious.
                  BMW owner - worried about valets fighting over who gets to park his car.

                  R3V enthusiast - worried about valets fighting over who HAS to park his car.

                  "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                  • blacksails
                    Noobie
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 13

                    #174
                    -when watching honda guys tear out their A/C and power steering pumps to 'GAIN HORSEPOWER' and laughing....but then coming to sudden realization that they can swap their motors for new ones for less than 1000$ and becoming slightly depressed
                    E30: BLOWN M20

                    SMOKE TIRES....NOT DRUGS



                    :curse: BLOWN MOTORS BLOW.....

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                    • Rennsport
                      R3VLimited
                      • May 2006
                      • 2139

                      #175
                      whatcha talkin bout? m20's are a dime a dozen... well... around $200
                      m106 1990 e30
                      e36 daily
                      e32 cruiser

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                      • Erick
                        Official R3V Drifter
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 11169

                        #176
                        Originally posted by GarrettM
                        -You hear a new noise and instead of fixing it, you turn up the radio.
                        It was probably the reason why I put a radio back on the turbo car. :p
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                        ...one of the most hardcore E30's around. :D

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                        • 92 mtechnic cabrio
                          Honesty is not the best policy!
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 4907

                          #177
                          Originally posted by e30Matt
                          BMW owner - worried about valets fighting over who gets to park his car.

                          R3V enthusiast - worried about valets fighting over who HAS to park his car.
                          R.I.P 07/01/09 - 04/23/10 :(

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                          • bimmerboy12
                            E30 Enthusiast
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 1057

                            #178
                            R3V enthusiast (me at least) - mad when something breaks, but secretly excited to fix it and experience the satisfaction of a self-repaired vehicle. (sorry honey, can't go to that dinner, HAVE to work on the car)

                            1988 325iC Project - FINISHED!
                            Build Thread: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ht=325iC+paint

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                            • colombacho
                              Grease Monkey
                              • May 2007
                              • 391

                              #179
                              Originally posted by Hatchman
                              -
                              - You have a bottle of every fluid in your trunk because secretly you know you're car is fucked at any moment.


                              You try to convince everyone you know that the e30 is a classic.

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                              • StereoInstaller1
                                GAS
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 22679

                                #180
                                Originally posted by colombacho


                                You try to convince everyone you know that the e30 is a classic.
                                including other R3V members?

                                Closing SOON!
                                "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

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                                Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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