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    #61
    Originally posted by Turf1600 View Post
    Not that I'm thinking about it - when I was a noob I had a brake shop tell me that they couldn't fix the brakes on my 2002 because it required special tools. I told them I had them in my trunk - I went and got a 17mm and a 10mm box wrench and said "Here ya go!"

    Needless to say, I ended up doing it myself.
    I love it when people refuse to work on my car just because its a BMW.

    Ok well my car is stripped and caged but a shop refused to work on my car for 2 reasons

    #1 their techs were too fat to fit into my sparco fighter racing seat

    #2 I dont have reverse...

    Status: HG repair. 488wtq though!

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      #62
      Man all these stories are funny. I didn't realize just how many stupid people that there is around that really like to show it. It just never ceases to amaze me. When people find out that we have 6 BMW's they always say, " wow, you must be rich". But the fact is that I we sold all of them at a premium, I still couldn't go out and pay cash for a new one.
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      1990 E30 325ic (sold for more than I paid for it after 5 Years)
      1995 E30 325e (in progress)
      1987 E30 325is (totaled)
      1990 E30 325i
      1991 E30 318is M50 PWR
      1996 E36 328ic
      1997 Z3
      2006 F150 Super Crew 5.4L 6.5' bed The work horse (need something to drag all these old BMW's home for resurrection.)

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        #63
        This is how I feel about the whole thing being stationed in Germany. Most Soldiers here have what they call "hoopties", normally a 3er or 5er BMW. The best slap in the face I enjoy putting on them is when I go to the Auto Craft Shop here. When I pull in with mine I mostly hear this statement from clueless idiots:

        "Hey, I don't see why you're doing soooo much work on that "hooptie" when you know you won't be able to take it back to the states" followed by the hahaha's.

        I then tell them "Look at your dash, then look at mine and tell me what's missing on yours". By the time they tell me the Vin Plate, I show them the Tennessee title for the car and tell them, "you're right, YOU woun't be able to take your car back after all the work YOU'VE done".

        Crackheads:down:

        How do I spell stress relief?:hitler:
        :!:Open Track Days!!!:!:

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          #64
          Inquired about a red 318is for sale yesterday, and the lady told me that is was the first 318 ever made. WTF? women drivers:down:

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            #65
            Originally posted by elsabor67 View Post
            This is how I feel about the whole thing being stationed in Germany. Most Soldiers here have what they call "hoopties", normally a 3er or 5er BMW. The best slap in the face I enjoy putting on them is when I go to the Auto Craft Shop here. When I pull in with mine I mostly hear this statement from clueless idiots:

            "Hey, I don't see why you're doing soooo much work on that "hooptie" when you know you won't be able to take it back to the states" followed by the hahaha's.

            I then tell them "Look at your dash, then look at mine and tell me what's missing on yours". By the time they tell me the Vin Plate, I show them the Tennessee title for the car and tell them, "you're right, YOU woun't be able to take your car back after all the work YOU'VE done".

            Crackheads:down:
            auto-hobby shop is one of the best deals going for the military
            sigpic89 M3

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              #66
              dangit, I had a good one, but I forgot.
              Slicktop City!

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                #67
                Originally posted by shiboujin View Post

                Ok well my car is stripped and caged but a shop refused to work on my car for 2 reasons

                #1 their techs were too fat to fit into my sparco fighter racing seat

                #2 I dont have reverse...
                that is hilarious

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by NavyE30 View Post
                  auto-hobby shop is one of the best deals going for the military
                  YES THEY ARE!!!!!!! And at the shop I go to, 85% of the guys that go there and work there own E30's and 50% of those are US Specs with 5 of them running M30 engines. We got one guy getting ready to do a euro E36 M3 engine swap.

                  How do I spell stress relief?:hitler:
                  :!:Open Track Days!!!:!:

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                    #69
                    m3 v6

                    check what kind of engine this bad boy has http://www.supercars.dk/BMW/BMW-M3.aspx

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                      #70
                      The elusive V6 engine! Damn!

                      I for the first time got a comment that how our hoods pop forward is "cool" and "different." I was at work and a coworker saw me messing with my car diagnosing it (didn't start, no fuel, my pump is now intermittent and if it doesn't start spinning I have to tap it. I ordered a new one anyway.) and thought it was neat. Not stupid, in fact one of the more common things people say about these hoods but the first time I've heard it about my car IIRC.

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                        #71
                        hood, V6 FWD, and u must be a rich ( lolz..yah right)
                        Originally posted by e30e
                        lose the old man bmwcca badge.

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                          #72
                          Not a BMW, But i think you guys will get a kick outta it.

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                            #73
                            Turbo rotary with headers and pistons and nawz and stock intercooler and all that right? LMAO

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                              #74
                              wasnt that on mischief 3000. that was hilarious

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by InTheWorks View Post
                                Not a BMW, But i think you guys will get a kick outta it.

                                http://youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0
                                God that just goes to show you just how stupid really are when they don't know a damn thing about what they are talking about but keep running their mouth anyway.
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                                1990 E30 325ic (sold for more than I paid for it after 5 Years)
                                1995 E30 325e (in progress)
                                1987 E30 325is (totaled)
                                1990 E30 325i
                                1991 E30 318is M50 PWR
                                1996 E36 328ic
                                1997 Z3
                                2006 F150 Super Crew 5.4L 6.5' bed The work horse (need something to drag all these old BMW's home for resurrection.)

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