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    #16
    Towing my 96 318ti when I blew my second head gasket. There was some stupid mexican tow truck driver telling me how he towed another real nice BMW last week. It was the new M7, and it was real nice.

    Or even worse. The 6 cylinder 318 that was brought into the shop earlier in the year. The other BMW parts man SWORE it was a 6 cylinder 318, and it was stock, not swapped.
    Originally posted by blunt
    i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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      #17
      I have heard many people tell me that they have an m3. But when I ask to see it, "it is in the shop." Or it is a e36 325is or a 318is with just the front m3 bumper

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        #18
        e36 318 drove thru the parking lot at bmw yesterday. Picture this:
        Green with the faded rocker panels.
        vinyl flames going down the rocker panels, big SALEEN windshield sticker, and NAGASAKI (dudes name) in his fender, along with AEM stickers etc. Oh, and alteeza's

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          #19
          yeah, people shit their pant around here when they find out my cars rwd and has 6 cyl's.

          Makes me mad. So underestimated.

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            #20
            I get FWD drive an the 4 cyl all the time when I do drive my shit around. And since I am lowered an tucking I get either You dont need the sand in your truck this time of year, or wow you need to change those blow out shocks.
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              #21
              I see this guy bombing around town in a nice looking de-badged 4 cylinder. Finally see him at the bank and ask what motor he is running. "It's been updated. I swapped motors." Orly. S14, one OUT of a M1, of did you go big and swap an M10 in? "M10, those other ones suck" Asshat.

              Keith

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                #22
                I love getting into little conversation with people who "know" stuff about cars. Especially when I'm around people who really know and have worked on cars plenty of times. I will never argue about stuff I am not sure of. Unfortunately it becomes a contest. If I feel they are just misinformed. I let them know politely by saying,.....
                "I'm sorry, I can't let you keep thinking you are correct about this people will laugh at you" and correct them. If they are just flat out arrogant I let them be, and let other people have a laugh.
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                  #23
                  lol I see most of this every day at school.... it's terrible.

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                    #24
                    My stepdad, who gave me my first car, an '86 325es told me that it was the predecessor to the M3...


                    I believed him b/c i was 15 and just getting into E30's at the time.
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                      #25
                      My dad told me that the original morris mini had 87 HP. I kenw it was 47, so I laughed at him when he went up to this british guy at a car show who had a morris and tried to act all smart. I was laughing, the Birt saw me and started laughing, and my dad got really pissed ;) it was a good day.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by FrankM E30 View Post
                        My stepdad, who gave me my first car, an '86 325es told me that it was the predecessor to the M3...


                        I believed him b/c i was 15 and just getting into E30's at the time.
                        Id say the 323 was.

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                          #27
                          Some idiot at work telling me his mk3 8v golf would destroy my car in every aspect of performance and my shitty ass "V6" doesn't have shit. Needless to say ETA 1 Volkswood -1000
                          1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                            #28
                            I get the 4cyl thing alot too.

                            I met your mom.

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                              #29
                              this guy told me his stock 335 had 350 horsepower today. i felt like i knew more about his car than he did.
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                                #30
                                I just hate it when they say like, "Yeah, those 325's are great little cars, I used to have one."

                                "Which model?"

                                "A 325 like this one."

                                riiiiight.


                                ok dood... e, es, i, is, 318 or 325 or or or??

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