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  • shiboujin
    R3VLimited
    • Feb 2006
    • 2791

    #61
    Originally posted by Turf1600
    Not that I'm thinking about it - when I was a noob I had a brake shop tell me that they couldn't fix the brakes on my 2002 because it required special tools. I told them I had them in my trunk - I went and got a 17mm and a 10mm box wrench and said "Here ya go!"

    Needless to say, I ended up doing it myself.
    I love it when people refuse to work on my car just because its a BMW.

    Ok well my car is stripped and caged but a shop refused to work on my car for 2 reasons

    #1 their techs were too fat to fit into my sparco fighter racing seat

    #2 I dont have reverse...

    Status: HG repair. 488wtq though!

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    • e30325ic
      E30 Addict
      • Dec 2004
      • 491

      #62
      Man all these stories are funny. I didn't realize just how many stupid people that there is around that really like to show it. It just never ceases to amaze me. When people find out that we have 6 BMW's they always say, " wow, you must be rich". But the fact is that I we sold all of them at a premium, I still couldn't go out and pay cash for a new one.
      sigpic
      1990 E30 325ic (sold for more than I paid for it after 5 Years)
      1995 E30 325e (in progress)
      1987 E30 325is (totaled)
      1990 E30 325i
      1991 E30 318is M50 PWR
      1996 E36 328ic
      1997 Z3
      2006 F150 Super Crew 5.4L 6.5' bed The work horse (need something to drag all these old BMW's home for resurrection.)

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      • elsabor67
        E30 Modder
        • Jan 2008
        • 837

        #63
        This is how I feel about the whole thing being stationed in Germany. Most Soldiers here have what they call "hoopties", normally a 3er or 5er BMW. The best slap in the face I enjoy putting on them is when I go to the Auto Craft Shop here. When I pull in with mine I mostly hear this statement from clueless idiots:

        "Hey, I don't see why you're doing soooo much work on that "hooptie" when you know you won't be able to take it back to the states" followed by the hahaha's.

        I then tell them "Look at your dash, then look at mine and tell me what's missing on yours". By the time they tell me the Vin Plate, I show them the Tennessee title for the car and tell them, "you're right, YOU woun't be able to take your car back after all the work YOU'VE done".

        Crackheads:down:

        How do I spell stress relief?:hitler:
        :!:Open Track Days!!!:!:

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        • BBY1104

          #64
          Inquired about a red 318is for sale yesterday, and the lady told me that is was the first 318 ever made. WTF? women drivers:down:

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          • Ral
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jul 2007
            • 1486

            #65
            Originally posted by elsabor67
            This is how I feel about the whole thing being stationed in Germany. Most Soldiers here have what they call "hoopties", normally a 3er or 5er BMW. The best slap in the face I enjoy putting on them is when I go to the Auto Craft Shop here. When I pull in with mine I mostly hear this statement from clueless idiots:

            "Hey, I don't see why you're doing soooo much work on that "hooptie" when you know you won't be able to take it back to the states" followed by the hahaha's.

            I then tell them "Look at your dash, then look at mine and tell me what's missing on yours". By the time they tell me the Vin Plate, I show them the Tennessee title for the car and tell them, "you're right, YOU woun't be able to take your car back after all the work YOU'VE done".

            Crackheads:down:
            auto-hobby shop is one of the best deals going for the military
            sigpic89 M3

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            • ldsbeaker
              No R3VLimiter
              • Aug 2004
              • 3098

              #66
              dangit, I had a good one, but I forgot.
              Slicktop City!

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              • SS Ball3r
                Advanced Member
                • Sep 2007
                • 119

                #67
                Originally posted by shiboujin

                Ok well my car is stripped and caged but a shop refused to work on my car for 2 reasons

                #1 their techs were too fat to fit into my sparco fighter racing seat

                #2 I dont have reverse...
                that is hilarious

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                • elsabor67
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 837

                  #68
                  Originally posted by NavyE30
                  auto-hobby shop is one of the best deals going for the military
                  YES THEY ARE!!!!!!! And at the shop I go to, 85% of the guys that go there and work there own E30's and 50% of those are US Specs with 5 of them running M30 engines. We got one guy getting ready to do a euro E36 M3 engine swap.

                  How do I spell stress relief?:hitler:
                  :!:Open Track Days!!!:!:

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                  • T Verdier
                    R3VLimited
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 2636

                    #69
                    m3 v6

                    check what kind of engine this bad boy has http://www.supercars.dk/BMW/BMW-M3.aspx

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                    • Justin B
                      Sikky Nar Nar
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 4273

                      #70
                      The elusive V6 engine! Damn!

                      I for the first time got a comment that how our hoods pop forward is "cool" and "different." I was at work and a coworker saw me messing with my car diagnosing it (didn't start, no fuel, my pump is now intermittent and if it doesn't start spinning I have to tap it. I ordered a new one anyway.) and thought it was neat. Not stupid, in fact one of the more common things people say about these hoods but the first time I've heard it about my car IIRC.

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                      • bimmer_E30
                        R3V Elite
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5001

                        #71
                        hood, V6 FWD, and u must be a rich ( lolz..yah right)
                        Originally posted by e30e
                        lose the old man bmwcca badge.

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                        • InTheWorks
                          Noobie
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 12

                          #72
                          Not a BMW, But i think you guys will get a kick outta it.

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                          • Justin B
                            Sikky Nar Nar
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 4273

                            #73
                            Turbo rotary with headers and pistons and nawz and stock intercooler and all that right? LMAO

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                            • T Verdier
                              R3VLimited
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 2636

                              #74
                              wasnt that on mischief 3000. that was hilarious

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                              • e30325ic
                                E30 Addict
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 491

                                #75
                                Originally posted by InTheWorks
                                Not a BMW, But i think you guys will get a kick outta it.

                                http://youtube.com/watch?v=WlDLybhuOH0
                                God that just goes to show you just how stupid really are when they don't know a damn thing about what they are talking about but keep running their mouth anyway.
                                sigpic
                                1990 E30 325ic (sold for more than I paid for it after 5 Years)
                                1995 E30 325e (in progress)
                                1987 E30 325is (totaled)
                                1990 E30 325i
                                1991 E30 318is M50 PWR
                                1996 E36 328ic
                                1997 Z3
                                2006 F150 Super Crew 5.4L 6.5' bed The work horse (need something to drag all these old BMW's home for resurrection.)

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