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    #61
    When you can't draw for shit, and suck and doing anything artistic, but when you're bored in class, a perfect e30 apears on the side of your lecture notes.

    All-Red/MHW style Professional Tinted Tail lights
    PnP EMS, fuel injectors, wideband o2 systems

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      #62
      Originally posted by Kenyon View Post
      You know you drive an E30 when you notice the familiar headlights in on coming traffic.
      the new beetles will fool you.

      - when you put more money in the car than what its worth. but you dont care cuz it makes you happy.

      - you plan what to do to your car with your future pay checks

      I was up above it, Now I'm down in it ~ Entropy - A Build thread.
      @Zakspeed_US

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        #63
        Originally posted by blueapplesoda View Post
        When you can't draw for shit, and suck and doing anything artistic, but when you're bored in class, a perfect e30 apears on the side of your lecture notes.
        so true...hahaha!
        -Frank
        1987 325is m50nv (schwarz)
        1990 325is (sterling silber)(sold)
        2001 525i

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          #64
          Originally posted by blueapplesoda View Post
          When you can't draw for shit, and suck and doing anything artistic, but when you're bored in class, a perfect e30 apears on the side of your lecture notes.
          Yup, so true.


          - you routinely outrun E36 and E46 guys at the track with a stock M20

          - your buddies say you are crazy

          - you don't flinch when going into a 45* drift on a familiar road, and don't interrupt the conversation with your passengers while they crap their shorts

          - you dream of euro elips'

          - you wedge coffee cups between the passenger seat and trans tunnel

          - none of the "luxury" items in your car work and you couldn't care less

          - you touch oil stains where your car always parks to figure out if it's a motor, trans, power steering or rear end leak.

          - everything is a wear item

          - can't keep rear winter tires for more than two seasons, but the fronts last 5


          Keep it slideways!!

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            #65
            Originally posted by Axxe View Post
            - you touch oil stains where your car always parks to figure out if it's a motor, trans, power steering or rear end leak.
            Guilty.

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              #66
              no no no, i got one!

              ...when all the links on this forum are dimmed cuz you clicked on every single link already!

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                #67
                ...when smileys to you mean headlights...

                ...when "is" and "iS" what 2 totally different meanings to you
                -Frank
                1987 325is m50nv (schwarz)
                1990 325is (sterling silber)(sold)
                2001 525i

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                  #68
                  Integras sometimes fool me too.

                  Mariano


                  2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                  1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                  1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                  -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                  -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z View Post
                    Integras sometimes fool me too.

                    Mariano

                    Bingo, dual lights, projectors on the outside, rectangular turn signals, everything. I've been fooled quite a few times.

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                      #70
                      YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN E30 OWNER WHEN YOU HAVE A BIG DICK!

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                        #71
                        :stupid:

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                          #72
                          When you brag to people about how your relationship with your car is longer than your wife or girlfriend. (For me: 20 years with the car, only 10 with the wife).

                          When you pull away from the coffe shop, and the cup comes flying off the dashboard, and catch it just in time.

                          When you keep pouring money into your car, even though rationally you should cut your losses and start over.

                          When you let others drive your car so that they "get it" and say "OOOOOH now I know why you like this boxy old car!"

                          When you brag how your relationship with your car is much longer than the relationship with your wife or girlfriend.

                          When you have 3 spare instrument clusters just to assemble one that works.

                          When you can't stand the bastardized replacement antenna, and buy a new factory Hirschman because you've had enough.

                          When you show your friends your toolkit just because you think it is really cool (but they couldn't care less).

                          When your passengers try to adjust the seat and they go flying backwards and you say "oh thats the position my girlfriend likes"

                          When you spend an hour per wheel on Saturday morning washing the bottlecaps, trying to get the brake desk out of every cranny.
                          Last edited by Marvin_Hecht; 09-04-2006, 08:55 PM.
                          '86 325 original owner for 20 years * SOLD *
                          '86 325es * SOLD *
                          '05 Honday Odyssey Minivan.

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                            #73
                            -You regularly read threads about a manatee who doesnt even own an E30.
                            -You bitch about how crappy newer cars are.
                            -You dicker on a $5 used part.
                            -You think being faster than a Civic is fast
                            -Rob is a poll option.
                            -You belong to a secret forum nobody cares about.
                            -Your steering wheel cuts off the top bit of the instrument cluster.
                            -Mods come in a spray can.

                            Originally posted by Charlie
                            ...When you think that for only 80 cents a day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help an eta owner buy a real motor for their car.
                            You should do commercials. Fuck starvation in Afreeka, lets solve real problems.
                            Im now E30less.
                            sigpic

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                              #74
                              Originally posted by Marvin_Hecht View Post

                              When you let others drive your car so that they "get it" and say "OOOOOH now I know why you like this boxy old car!"
                              :tsk: never, let anyone drive your car

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by aaron_silva View Post
                                -when you come to this website on an hourly basis. :evil:
                                sums up this whole forum
                                Operation S/C E39M5.:woowoo:

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