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  • Pantless Spency
    It's McRib time!!!
    • Feb 2011
    • 7284

    #406
    when you go around a corner with a lot of force... then when you go to start your car its dead, your pals are like WTF MATE?
    and you pop the trunk and re-attach the positive cable to the positive terminal ;)



    happened way too much when mine was running. hahahaha.

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    • Dj Buttchug
      R3V OG
      • Jun 2010
      • 7629

      #407
      Originally posted by pantless spency
      when you go around a corner with a lot of force... Then when you go to start your car its dead, your pals are like wtf mate?
      And you pop the trunk and re-attach the positive cable to the positive terminal ;)

      so true lololol

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      • nick526
        Wrencher
        • Jan 2011
        • 258

        #408
        When you start to catch your friends staring at your car just as much as you do
        When you see every freeway on/off ramp as an opportunity
        When you know the entire inventory of every junkyard in your area
        When kids at the bus stop cheer as you make a fast left, sliding the rear end out
        When you know it will never be "done," and that makes you happy


        Now, off to the For Sale section
        ;)
        Last edited by nick526; 08-17-2011, 06:23 PM.

        I miss the old BMW

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        • Suspence
          E30 Modder
          • Jul 2009
          • 943

          #409
          When you constantly have to press " check " on the panel box so the check light on the dash will go off.

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          • InuFaye
            R3VLimited
            • May 2010
            • 2221

            #410
            Originally posted by ohthejosh
            this goes for eta's

            ...when even if you down shift to speed up ahead of a car to change lanes it still takes 30 seconds to be safely ahead of aforementioned car.
            even if that car is a smart car.
            1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #411
              WTF is eta? Estimated time of arrival?

              ...or lack there of for those who drive e30?



              1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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              • Pac1373
                E30 Mastermind
                • Feb 2008
                • 1746

                #412
                Originally posted by Ian Bowers
                I knew you were cool.
                My Car freinds and I have always refered to this as "Window Shopping"
                we often would go out of our way to hit the best windows in town...
                Originally Posted by ACMF74
                i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                • blueapplesoda
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 1904

                  #413
                  when at night in any other car you look for the door handle in the middle of the door only to find its at the front top of the door.

                  All-Red/MHW style Professional Tinted Tail lights
                  PnP EMS, fuel injectors, wideband o2 systems

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                  • ohthejosh
                    R3V Elite
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 4963

                    #414
                    when you keep driving b/c the range on your obc says 30 even when you see the "E" light on the fuel gauge on
                    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                    IG: ohthejosh

                    LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                    BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                    • DTM190
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 1107

                      #415
                      When someone leans against your scratched, chipped and dented car and you give them "the look" and when they ask if you are serious you back it up with "the look" again
                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                      Originally posted by der affe
                      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                      • SilentJon
                        Member
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 88

                        #416
                        Originally posted by ohthejosh
                        when you keep driving b/c the range on your obc says 30 even when you see the "E" light on the fuel gauge on
                        when your obc says 19, and you continue to drive that 19 miles, and another 30 when the light comes on, because it wasnt really that low on gas and now says between 30-40
                        beware when it says 9, you're fucked

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                        • ohthejosh
                          R3V Elite
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 4963

                          #417
                          Originally posted by SilentJon
                          when your obc says 19, and you continue to drive that 19 miles, and another 30 when the light comes on, because it wasnt really that low on gas and now says between 30-40
                          beware when it says 9, you're fucked
                          been there and got fucked
                          SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                          IG: ohthejosh

                          LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                          BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                          • SilentJon
                            Member
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 88

                            #418
                            Originally posted by ohthejosh
                            been there and got fucked
                            9 tends to mean less than 9 lol

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                            • ohthejosh
                              R3V Elite
                              • Mar 2010
                              • 4963

                              #419
                              Originally posted by SilentJon
                              9 tends to mean less than 9 lol
                              it went kapoot on me literally around the corner from the gas station i was heading too. i would have been able to drive up to the pump if only damn semis would stop driving on narrow residential streets.

                              i pretty much begged and sweet talked my car to go as far as it went
                              SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                              IG: ohthejosh

                              LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                              BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                              • Vtec?lol
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Dec 2009
                                • 3278

                                #420
                                You have to jack the car up to get the engine hoist to fit.

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