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  • Werksmini
    E30 Mastermind
    • Oct 2003
    • 1658

    #31
    lol, I want to see the people that passed this bill.

    No one has ever approached me about my cars. The only thing I get occasionaly is "your car is directly from germany?" after seeing the euro plate. I just say yea and be on my way.

    I bombed Korea every night.

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    • zandi
      Mod Crazy
      • Apr 2004
      • 602

      #32
      Jordan, your car looks sick but why can't your character match the car and give them a good response instead of being a bitch about it?

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      • royalflush313
        R3VLimited
        • Mar 2004
        • 2070

        #33
        im happy that i can fuel my own car. Those attendants would probably drip gas all over my car the day i let them hold the pump.
        ~ Go Canucks Go! ~

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        • AndrewBird
          The Mad Scientist
          • Oct 2003
          • 11892

          #34
          The last few time I've filled up, I have een going to the same shell station and there is a guy there that actualy isn't a retard. He can pump gas and not spill any of it or scratch my car. And it's hard not to spill gas with my car. The filler neck is damn horizontal that I even make it overflow sometimes.

          The biggest question I get asked is "Is this thing pretty fast?" I'm usually just like, "Ya, around a turn."

          Andrew

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          • LikeCDoos
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2004
            • 2522

            #35
            Here in CA we pump our own gas but while walking to my car I usually get the normal "Is your car directly from europe?" (Euro plate on front)...or I get "Is that an old M3?"

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            • Jand3rson
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 37587

              #36
              I REFUSED to let the guys at the gas stations here put gas in my car, but I only ever go to the same one, and they got to know me pretty well, so they didn't care.

              There was this one kid working there who always worked the night shift (they are open till midnight), and I would come in after I got off work at 10. Everytime he saw me coming in, he would get this big smile on his face and get the other guys' attention and motion to my car. He would ask me more and more things about it everytime, and he eventually ended up getting a really nice 325eS.

              Some of the best comments I ever got:

              "I heard these old BMW's are pretty slow"
              "Are you running NOS/boost?"
              "Why are your bumpers so huge?"
              "You should come to the races tonight"

              And my favorite one of all time...

              "How did you modify the hood to make it open like that?"

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              • ///M Powered
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Jan 2004
                • 1109

                #37
                Originally posted by Eurospeed88
                I

                "How did you modify the hood to make it open like that?"

                hahahahha that one is great

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                • e30Matt
                  R3V Elite
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 5077

                  #38
                  Originally posted by ///M Powered
                  Originally posted by Eurospeed88
                  I

                  "How did you modify the hood to make it open like that?"

                  hahahahha that one is great
                  Heh, I get those every week when I'm at the local hang-out spot w/my friends.

                  "Is that a SUICIDE HOOD?! HOLY $&%@!!!"

                  "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                  • Cre8tivPro
                    Advanced Member
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 175

                    #39
                    Oregon's gas thing cracks me up. But, it does give people jobs in the land of hippies and pot smoke. I pulled over once outside of Coos Bay to fill up and this circle jerk was telling me he just got out of prison the week before and how he had to work at the gas station to "pay another debt to society". Oh well. I'd rather do that than sit at home collecting welfare checks.
                    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                    Man, you delivered karma to her scalp

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                    • kansas-ix
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1600

                      #40
                      When I drove thru OR on my way to AK I got out of the car and grabbed the pump and started to reach for the gas cap when I suddenly heard this guy yelling "hey HEY, you can't do that, hold on!, " I was stunped and amazed when I heard that you cnouldn't pump your own gas it is F*****, and the guy proceeded to tell me that I wouldn't be abel to drive all the way up the OR cost in one day, yeah right made it to Olympia PArk in WA. piff, morons.
                      E30 325ix 62k

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                      • hamann318is
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 3382

                        #41
                        Originally posted by e30Matt
                        Originally posted by ///M Powered
                        Originally posted by Eurospeed88
                        I

                        "How did you modify the hood to make it open like that?"

                        hahahahha that one is great
                        Heh, I get those every week when I'm at the local hang-out spot w/my friends.

                        "Is that a SUICIDE HOOD?! HOLY $&%@!!!"
                        Man, I think every E30 owner gets that. I get that all the time.
                        The BMW 318 is back. With a vengeance.

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                        • robert325is
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 1171

                          #42
                          yah whenever i open my hood people jump back and there like "oh crap you broke your hood" and im just like WTF are you really that stupid?

                          yah that gas law sucks...

                          stupid people are kinda stupid... and they piss me off


                          but there was this one guy with a '91 325iS that talked to me after work for about an hour while we compared our cars... and people like that are awesome... YAY for E30 owners!

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                          • e30Matt
                            R3V Elite
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 5077

                            #43
                            Originally posted by robert325is
                            yah whenever i open my hood people jump back and there like "oh crap you broke your hood" and im just like WTF are you really that stupid?

                            yah that gas law sucks...

                            stupid people are kinda stupid... and they piss me off


                            but there was this one guy with a '91 325iS that talked to me after work for about an hour while we compared our cars... and people like that are awesome... YAY for E30 owners!
                            The best part was going to have my car inspected and watching the hillbilly mechanic struggle for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out which way the hood opened. Classic. :)

                            "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                            • Jordan
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 12907

                              #44
                              Originally posted by zxd
                              Jordan, your car looks sick
                              Thanks

                              Originally posted by zxd
                              why can't your character match the car and give them a good response instead of being a bitch about it?
                              Why would I hold a conversation with an ignorant kid that doesn't know what he is talking about in the first place? Gas monkeys that show right away they know what the car is, and that they aren't stupid can definately get a conversation out of me. I won't waste my words on retards.
                              Tenured Automotive Service Professional - Avid BMW Enthusiast

                              Vapor Honing & E30 ABS Pump Refurbishment Service
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                              • tobybmw
                                E30 Addict
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 453

                                #45
                                Funny how you mention about pumping gas hear in OR. I just finished deatiling a 1961 Porsche Super 90. And let me tell you this thing is an amazing car with 95hp stock. Anyway so the tank is under the hood and without even giving the guy a chance to pump this pristine car I take the nozzle and fill her up myself knowing full well how to NOT get fuel on the paint or rubber.

                                I'll get some pics of the car up soon. It was amazing.
                                Andy

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