I figured out how to make the eta fast!

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  • ethree
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2007
    • 1213

    #1

    I figured out how to make the eta fast!

    Crazy batshit fast yo! Go out and buy a late 70's or early 80's vw diesel, I chose a caddy but I'm sure any will do, drive it for a couple hours, around town and on the freeway, then go drive your eta. It feels so fast!

    And conversely if you want it to feel much slower than it already does, do this: Find a 300+ hp american pseudo-muscle car, in this case I chose a 2000 camaro SS, drive that around for a couple days, then go take your eta for a spin, mash the gas getting on the freeway or something wait for it.....nothing, you got nothing.
  • Jon325i
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 6934

    #2
    Your title had me thinking you drove it off a cliff or something.


    Jon
    Rides...
    1991 325i - sold :(
    2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

    RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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    • e30nub
      E30 Mastermind
      • Jun 2008
      • 1741

      #3
      haha believe it or not, i've seriously done that exact thing.
      -Pierre
      1987 535is
      1988 325is

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      • lifeiskaos
        E30 Mastermind
        • Dec 2007
        • 1709

        #4
        you could also try racing the crazy old guy in an electric wheelchair, that might boost your ego a bit :)

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        • alexw
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Jul 2004
          • 1140

          #5
          No sir, you just learned how to make it "feel" fast.

          Big difference. ;)
          alexw
          (2) E30 tourings - sold, E30 M3 - sold, 89 325ix sedan, 91 318is slicktop
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          • Nicademus
            R3VLimited
            • Aug 2008
            • 2912

            #6
            I like my eta

            Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
            ~ John Adams ~

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            • accident
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2008
              • 7303

              #7
              Originally posted by nicademus
              i like my eta
              +1

              Originally posted by ROLLingKING
              i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
              Originally posted by slammin.e28
              Moral of this story?

              If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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              • alexw
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Jul 2004
                • 1140

                #8
                Originally posted by Nicademus
                I like my eta
                I don't really see whats NOT to like about the eta.

                I'd pimp one. Heck, when I get back to the US I'd like to pick one up as a DD.

                Who cares if its slow?
                alexw
                (2) E30 tourings - sold, E30 M3 - sold, 89 325ix sedan, 91 318is slicktop
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                • silversleeper
                  R3VLimited
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 2032

                  #9
                  the worst feeling is riding a super sport bike all summer long and then hopping into any e30, eta or i (excluding bewsted bimmaz).
                  Claus Luthe is my hero.

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                  • SamE30e
                    R3V Elite
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 4319

                    #10
                    I drove around in my festiva beater then drove the eta. It's felt like a fucking jet.
                    1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                    • z31maniac
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 17566

                      #11
                      Originally posted by silversleeper
                      the worst feeling is riding a super sport bike all summer long and then hopping into any e30, eta or i (excluding bewsted bimmaz).
                      Nah. I sold my R6 so I could build my E30.

                      Although next summer, or the following spring, I plan to add an 848 back into the mix. Then I'll have a sportbike, E30, and DD beater than I don't have to worry about getting scratched/banged up/etc.
                      Need parts now? Need them cheap? steve@blunttech.com
                      Chief Sales Officer, Midwest Division—Blunt Tech Industries

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                      • MikeK
                        R3VLimited
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 2771

                        #12
                        Originally posted by alexw
                        I don't really see whats NOT to like about the eta.

                        I'd pimp one. Heck, when I get back to the US I'd like to pick one up as a DD.

                        Who cares if its slow?
                        I agree, gets great gas mileage, keep it 4x4, run shit over without making funny faces....because at the end of the day... its an ETA.
                        Toyota Pickup

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                        • Stevie30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 1534

                          #13
                          I liked both my Rabbit Diesels, '81 and '84.

                          50+MPG

                          1991 325ic and 1991 318is

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                          • BoostMW
                            Advanced Member
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 183

                            #14
                            My eta was my dd when i turboed my e28,it had a chip ,air filter ,exhaust etc, then when i got to drive my 535i it was like a rocket, then when i went back to driving the eta it was so disappointing i immedeitely went to installing a m30b35. But the eta motor was very strong and my wifes 325i automatic m20 was at 300,000 miles and getting tired,so i put it in there with the 89 325i stuff and it runs great, pulls good at low rpms around town, feels way better then the old worn out "i" motor did.

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                            • StereoInstaller1
                              GAS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22679

                              #15
                              chip+3.73LSD+eta=good enough

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