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    The gay fire extinguisher dude

    i have a building and every year all the fire extinguishers have to be checked and relabeled or recharged. "carl" met me up there friday and i accompanied him into about 5 office spaces so he could check all the extinguishers. on the way in he noticed my wifes landscaping and flower gardens and started naming off flowers like he knew his shit. this immediately set off an alarm so i quizzed him on his interests. he said he was a gardener as a hobby and then asked me if i did the gardens. he was a nice guy but by now i have a pretty good sense carl is a polesmoker. i told him no, my wife did and i just did tha manual labor. so carl asks me since i dont like to garden, what do i like to do in my spare time. he had that "i want to suck your dick " look going on. i told him i was into old cars and he acted very interested but i knew he was only after the meat. after he asked me all about old cars he said hed love to get a ride in one of them and then asked me if i ever went downtown to any of the clubs.
    carl was about 35 or so but maybe he wanted to recreate some father son thing, who knows. i told carl i had to run and he said " i hope to see you next time". i said "oh yeah, me too" . then i went home and took a shower. i felt kinda dirty and had to get the carl off of me.
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    I LOL'd

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      #3
      thing
      "life's like the hair outta your ass... short and full of shit...":blowup:

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        #4
        haha Jesus, between your neighbor and carl your just a homo magnet. That sucks man.

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          #5
          Should have gotten a quick BJ.
          paint sucks

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            #6
            fuck who cares? there's gays everywhere... whats the big deal? Hell I know queers that could snap my neck. you dont have to like them, but they're pretty well harmless.

            Leonard Skynard tune... "when a gay does not bother me, does your conscience bother you?"
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              #7
              Originally posted by Vrbovan View Post
              Leonard Skynard tune... "when a gay does not bother me, does your conscience bother you?"
              No. Fail.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Vrbovan View Post
                Leonard Skynard tune... "when a gay does not bother me, does your conscience bother you?"
                Umm, I think you meant "Watergate does not bother me, does your conscience bother you? tell the truth."

                No one here bashed gays anyway. I have a few gay friends myself. I just said it would suck to be hit on by gay guys all the time.

                1987 PRO-3 car /1990 325is (2.7i Concours)

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                  #9
                  Blunt, you must have that special something that sets off their radar (Gaydar)...Then again perhaps he's straight and just being chatty.. I get hit on by very large black women often but never by the fruits....I wonder what that's about.
                  I'm Not Right in the Head | Random Rants and other Nonsense1st Order Logic Failure: Association fallacy, this type of fallacy can be expressed as (∃xS : φ(x)) → (∀xS : φ(x)), meaning "if there exists any x in the set S so that a property φ is true for x, then for all x in S the property φ must be true".

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                    #10
                    Moral of the story: don't give the tour with your male appendix hanging out... It sends wrong signals... You are just a tease.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jparkr View Post
                      Umm, I think you meant "Watergate does not bother me, does your conscience bother you? tell the truth."

                      No one here bashed gays anyway. I have a few gay friends myself. I just said it would suck to be hit on by gay guys all the time.

                      LOL are you fucking serious??? haha... I had no clue those were the words... carry on then...:???:
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                        #12
                        ohh stoppp it!
                        1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Massive Lee View Post
                          Moral of the story: don't give the tour with your male appendix hanging out... It sends wrong signals... You are just a tease.
                          Is this true Blunt, are you trolling for the Nancy boys?
                          I'm Not Right in the Head | Random Rants and other Nonsense1st Order Logic Failure: Association fallacy, this type of fallacy can be expressed as (∃xS : φ(x)) → (∀xS : φ(x)), meaning "if there exists any x in the set S so that a property φ is true for x, then for all x in S the property φ must be true".

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                              #15
                              'bout time someone made YOU feel uncomfortable.

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