"want to go to lunch"?

[blunttech]

no im too busy. that is my response to this mother fucking friend of mine.
last year we started going to lunch on my boat once a week. hes a lot younger than me and probably doesnt have much money but im tired of it. i know i spent 300 bucks on lunches last year on the lake and he never offered to pay once. he orders up whatever he wants and drinks 3 or 4 beers and when the check comes he just sits there. hes been calling me for 2 weeks wanting to go to lunch on the boat and ive just said no. this dude would actually make a great r3v member.... no, its not superduper. you cannot pay for lunch when youre with him. he snatches the check out of the waitress's mitts and pays before you get a chance

[Alkasquawlik]

what

[Turf1600]

Tell the dude you'll go but it's on him.

[Jonny Cash]

Stick a sign around his neck and throw him out in front of taco bell. 'Will work for food'
No, I really wont work for the food, which is why im standing here, its just another way of saying; I have no shame taking handouts, Im just a scumbag.

Fuck him. Slip him a mickey and throw him off the side of the boat.

[blunttech]

what

who fuck post this

[DEV0 E30]

How are the conversations on the boat? Does he say more than just, "I'm on a boat!"

Does he have good oral skills? If you aren't getting anything from these afternoon delights, be really anal about how you hate having to do everything in the relationship next time you speak with him.

[BenM]

That's fucking shitty. It should be common fucking courtesy to offer to pay or at least split the bill evenly.

[Alkasquawlik]

who fuck post this

I fuck post this.

Is he a good friend, or just an acquintance (sp?)?

[OOMPH!]

I hate people like this. Say this, "Ok let's go to lunch. (Make a P&J sandwich for him. When you're about to order pull out the P&J and give it too him. Then proceed to order whatever you want for yourself on the menu. lol)

[blunttech]

I fuck post this.

Is he a good friend, or just an acquintance (sp?)?

hes a dude i like cause hes a funny motherfucker. not a great friend but a good guy if you discount his r3v lunch tactics. its just easier for me to pay then say 'WHERES YOUR SHARE"
and that is my own fault and i shouldnt be bitching i guess

[hugh jass]

what friend and have i met him?

[blunttech]

what friend and have i met him?

you have not met him. i have never introduced you to anyone thats a good friend of mine because you are an embarrassment

[scabzzzz]

i feel the same way. expect people show up at my house to blaze up all my chronic delights and then roll out without finishing me off.

[Optimator]

If I were you, I would go to lunch, and conveniently forget my wallet. It'd be a completely believable gaffe, as the early tendrils of Alzheimer's are probably creeping into your gray matter.

[jflip2002]

you have not met him. i have never introduced you to anyone thats a good friend of mine because you are an embarrassment

Lol. Harsh.

Id pull something along the lines of "Sure, I'll go to lunch... but my ladies usually pay when they ask ME to lunch".