"want to go to lunch"?

[myinfernalbmw]

So um, want to go to lunch?

[Liam]

no im too busy. that is my response to this mother fucking friend of mine.
last year we started going to lunch on my boat once a week. hes a lot younger than me and probably doesnt have much money but im tired of it. i know i spent 300 bucks on lunches last year on the lake and he never offered to pay once. he orders up whatever he wants and drinks 3 or 4 beers and when the check comes he just sits there. hes been calling me for 2 weeks wanting to go to lunch on the boat and ive just said no. this dude would actually make a great r3v member.... no, its not superduper. you cannot pay for lunch when youre with him. he snatches the check out of the waitress's mitts and pays before you get a chance

Let me guess... This bitch drives an E30... Right?

[E30 Cabrio]

People will take as much advantage of you as much as you give them permission to do so.

I'd respond with "If you're buyin'" next time he asks.

[PaladinReed]

i buy all my friends fuckface. ive been doing it since junior high when id steal money from mom and give to my "friends"
go photoshop your car some more and stay the fuck out of my thread or i will report you to the moderators

your belligerence won you this one Blunt! congratulations. you're a cut above the rest. throw some skrilla my way and maybe we'll get along :D

[moatilliatta]

MM Effin Lootin!

[joshh]

Meet him there.
After lunch as you two are BSing tell him you have to take a leak (make sure your beer is half full).
Ditch his ass with the check.

He'll never do it again.

[Jean]

this thread made my day. when i read the title I thought it would be about your landscaping guy asking you on a date again lol

[blunttech]

For being blunt you sure are being a gigantic vagina. Tell him you're sick of paying for his lunch, if he understands then he'll pay, if he doesn't then fuck him.

im in a very fragile vulnerable part of my life and i dont appreciate you making fun of me.

[Bimmersmith]

Does he have good oral skills? If you aren't getting anything from these afternoon delights, be really anal about how you hate having to do everything in the relationship next time you speak with him.

[Wh33lhop]

For being blunt you sure are being a gigantic vagina. Tell him you're sick of paying for his lunch, if he understands then he'll pay, if he doesn't then fuck him.

[Atreus]

wanna go to lunch?

you buyin?

*crickets*


END. solved your fucking problem. lol.

[Farbin Kaiber]

i feel the same way. expect people show up at my house to blaze up all my chronic delights and then roll out without finishing me off.

I'd finish you off. Twice. Your delights do not exist in Potatoland.

[blunttech]

lol. you're paying to keep that douche your friend sounds like to me. If thats not him using you idk what it is. Generosity from one friend to another is one thing. But buying this guy lunch 2 times a week for months on end is just paying for a couple chuckles. (if hes the funny one). Just look at it as an investment in your attitude. Just like paying to go to a comedy club. If it is worth it to you then; I have just given you your justification.

i buy all my friends fuckface. ive been doing it since junior high when id steal money from mom and give to my "friends"
go photoshop your car some more and stay the fuck out of my thread or i will report you to the moderators

[PaladinReed]

lol. you're paying to keep that douche your friend sounds like to me. If thats not him using you idk what it is. Generosity from one friend to another is one thing. But buying this guy lunch 2 times a week for months on end is just paying for a couple chuckles. (if hes the funny one). Just look at it as an investment in your attitude. Just like paying to go to a comedy club. If it is worth it to you then; I have just given you your justification.

[richardkeith97]

just don't ignore his calls. i would tell him when he called that you wana go but you can't really afford it. c if he offers then. if he doesn't then just say sorry