How are the conversations on the boat? Does he say more than just, "I'm on a boat!"
Does he have good oral skills? If you aren't getting anything from these afternoon delights, be really anal about how you hate having to do everything in the relationship next time you speak with him.
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Stick a sign around his neck and throw him out in front of taco bell. 'Will work for food'
No, I really wont work for the food, which is why im standing here, its just another way of saying; I have no shame taking handouts, Im just a scumbag.
Fuck him. Slip him a mickey and throw him off the side of the boat.Leave a comment:
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"want to go to lunch"?
no im too busy. that is my response to this mother fucking friend of mine.
last year we started going to lunch on my boat once a week. hes a lot younger than me and probably doesnt have much money but im tired of it. i know i spent 300 bucks on lunches last year on the lake and he never offered to pay once. he orders up whatever he wants and drinks 3 or 4 beers and when the check comes he just sits there. hes been calling me for 2 weeks wanting to go to lunch on the boat and ive just said no. this dude would actually make a great r3v member.... no, its not superduper. you cannot pay for lunch when youre with him. he snatches the check out of the waitress's mitts and pays before you get a chance
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