Religous Loonies

[wildstoats]

I can't look away:

Didn't you hear boy? My SL65 and Brother James' wife's Volvo would tear up your Honda. We are good Christian men and Jesus has rewarded us with worldly pleasures for spreading the Word of God© to the unsaved masses. You drive a four-banger Honda so ask yourself what you've been doing in life to piss off Jesus?

Read the quote in my sig: The blessing of the Lord will make you Rich. Clearly the Lord has blessed me and my fellow brothers and sisters at Landover. We are True Christians™. So please we do not care to hear about your Honda lawn mower anymore. If you would like to accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior we have pastors standing by! I can help you one-on-one become a True Christian™.

Originally Posted by Schmedium
Also, I attend church every week and I drive a Honda, I'm a registered republican and have nothing against Japanese cars. My fiancees family are republican also and own a chevy, volkswagon, and Honda. Does god hate us?


I call shenanigans. A real Christian would capitalize words like Republican and God.

Why are you here? Just to mock Jesus?

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Pastor Ezekiel
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study


Dudes avatar made me LOL

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I can't read anymore of that thread, those people are starting to fucking piss me off......

[Alkasquawlik]

I can't read anymore of that thread, those people are starting to fucking piss me off......

That's what happened to me.

[Desaevious]

Pastor Ezekiel
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study


Dudes avatar made me LOL

Ditto man, ditto.

[ten2doyle102]

That site was just brought up on another forum....creepy shit that is...

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

Think about its perverted name: NSX. That is chink code for Nigra Sex! Thats all those slants want is to force normal people into fornication with jigaboos.

lol, it's completely satirical though.

[Schnitzer318is]

Religion is the #1 cause of so many wars and problems in the world.

QFT... I don't hold anyone's beliefs against them though. If you need/want something to believe in, more power to you. Just don't think everyone else is wrong, and that you are somehow morally superior for your beliefs.

[Alkasquawlik]

Now that I know it's a joke, it actually is kinda funny.
I just couldn't believe that there were people in the world who were that ignorant.

[z31maniac]

I can't believe there are people in the world who believe in a mythical, soul saving zombie.

[thearkitekt]

haha ok, i apologize for living under the internet rock, after reading the wiki site this seems funny as hell. good post!

[Aptyp]

maybe it's meant to be satirical, but there are plenty of people who share those beliefs.


I'd know, I'm surrounded by rednecks.

[Miasma]

They would get along with these people well...

Here is a forum for you dumbass.

http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

[Danny]

This is something I should get involved in.

[Holland]

This is something I should get involved in.

Seriously, tell them what God's chariot really is. Even with this being a type of joke I still get the feeling that these people really don't know any better, unless the entire forum is a joke opposed to the thread.