Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[FredK]

You're doing it wrong !!!!
Just got waaay too gay in here.

The best part is... I think that was quoted nearly word for word from one of blunt's posts.

[DEV0 E30]

me: can i tap that?
her: i was going to tap that
me: clever response there cutie, word must travel fast
her: no i'm going to come over and tap your keg and rape you
me: this can't possibly be real, and how can you rape me, you don't have the tools
her: i'm almost there
me: i'm only putting up with a few years of this abuse, you know that right?
her: years? it's ok, i'm already addicted to coke it wont be a stretch for me to go insane and kill you
me: ...

[Alkasquawlik]

The best part is... I think that was quoted nearly word for word from one of blunt's posts.

I didn't quote it, but I think I did see it awhile ago from Blunt, and it's been stuck in my head ever since. The things r3v does to me.

[gazellebeigem3]

haha this thread produced hillarious results on my local forum. It got taken to bars, as mentioned above, and worked!

in summary, all women are whores

[Radimir Shittskova]

ich bin sluts

[Nonspec325]

I just sent "can I tap that?" to my GF... she is going to kill me...

I kinda want to send this to my Ex GF too. I don't know why:tsk:

[Alkasquawlik]

I just sent "can I tap that?" to my GF... she is going to kill me...

I kinda want to send this to my Ex GF too. I don't know why:tsk:

Do it noob

[PaladinReed]

Do it noob

+1

this is one of my best guy friends:


me: can i tap that?
him: tap what?
me: you know, tap that?
him: ok
me: i wanna butta yo bread baby, i wanna take your ass cheeks and spread them like the grand canyon, then take my greased pole and slide it softly up and down your crack while swiftly darting it in and out of your brownhole until i leave an exxon valdez sized load in your balloon knot
him: that is so fucking gross. i am so hungover right now and ive already thrown up twice today and i want to throw up again after reading that


:rofl:

I literally rofl as I read this. has to be among the top 10 most disgusting things Ive ever skimmed with my eyes.

[ShowStopper]

went and grabbed my phone she was out in the living room


me : can i tape that
her: who?
me:you
her: ur busy
me:no i aint
her:well ur back there and u come out smiling (because i read this and went out to get my phone, i thought this would be funny to do)
me: well can i?
her:y
me:i horny
her: thats funny ur not with me
me: o come on please
her:what is with you?? and y would you be txtin me this.

[s0urce]

Oh this is going to be great.

[Turf1600]

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Are you texting the wrong girlfriend?
Me: No. Can I tap that?
Her: ?What?
Her: I don't know what you're talking about.
Me: It's not complex. Can I tap that?
Her: No then.
Her: But what are you wanting to tap?
Me: That
Her: Ugh. You frustrate me. What's the point of all this?
Me: I want to tap that
Her: ?
Me: Sex
Her: OK who are you trying to tap? And why are you thinking about sex at work? Who turned you on?
Me: You
Her: I'm not going to exercise. I'm using today as a break. My body is very tired.
Me: So can I tap that or what?
Her: OMG you're at work.
Her: You can tomorrow
Me: Can what?
Her: I'm not going to say it.
Me: Say what?

No response...

[Mastrcruse]

her: haha thats very attractive "tap that". makes me feel really about myself as ur gf. haha no you may not. try asking me in a different way.
me: let me stick my dick in you on my lunch break.

no response after that...

Thats some funny shit.

[DEV0 E30]

Her: I'm not going to say it.
Me: Say what?

No response...

I love self conscious girls.

Such a different species than the saigon whores who stab me.

Ok, that's a lie. Only one did.


I'm betting the ratio of yes to no's will be pretty equal. Report findings gentleman, this is in the name of science now.

[jrhaile]

JR: Can I tap that?
Mrs. Jr: Tap what?
JR: Dat ass
Mrs Jr: no... will you be home tonight
Jr: Some of it. I have to get a haircut, fitted for a tux and go to lowes
Mrs Jr: Bring home food
Jr: DIAF


fuck

[n2bimmer]

LMAO, you guys are funny