Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

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  • Alkasquawlik
    R3V Elite
    • Feb 2008
    • 4557
    #31
    me: can i tap that?
    her: tap what
    me: you know, tap that?
    her: what are you on?
    me: a chair
    her: you are so weird, when do you get back?


    Originally posted by jrhaile
    JR: Can I tap that?
    Mrs. Jr: Tap what?
    JR: Dat ass
    Mrs Jr: no... will you be home tonight
    Jr: Some of it. I have to get a haircut, fitted for a tux and go to lowes
    Mrs Jr: Bring home food
    Jr: DIAF

    fuck
    :rofl:

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      • 87e30
        R3V Elite
        • Jul 2008
        • 5676
        #32
        I've seen this thread on other forums. It's ftw.
        Originally posted by z31maniac
        I just hate everyone.

        No need for discretion.

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          • Turf1600
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2006
            • 9815
            #33
            Who cares

            WTF? DID A POST GET DELETED?
            "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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              • s0urce
                R3VLimited
                • Dec 2004
                • 2933
                #34
                My girlfriend totally pwned me.

                tasty

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                  • Iain
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2815
                    #35
                    Me: Can I tap that?
                    Her: Woof, woof.
                    Me: Sweet. See you soon.
                    Her: Woof, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, woof.
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                      • Mastrcruse
                        R3V Elite
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 5340
                        #36
                        The number is behind the name.

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                          • Alkasquawlik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 4557
                            #37
                            Originally posted by s0urce
                            My girlfriend totally pwned me.



                            your girlfriend is really a guy

                            SC*AR

                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                              • s0urce
                                R3VLimited
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 2933
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Mastrcruse
                                The number is behind the name. I'd suggest taking it down if it's her number. Unless..you want R3V members to have fun.
                                Call her up.

                                Edit: Why the ninja edit Mastrcruse??
                                tasty

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                                  • s0urce
                                    R3VLimited
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 2933
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                    your girlfriend is really a guy
                                    She has a huge cock
                                    tasty

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                                      • Alkasquawlik
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 4557
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by s0urce
                                        Call her up.
                                        Is that a challenge?

                                        SC*AR

                                        Originally posted by JamesE30
                                        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                                          • Turf1600
                                            R3V OG
                                            • Nov 2006
                                            • 9815
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by Iain
                                            Me: Can I tap that?
                                            Her: Woof, woof.
                                            Me: Sweet. See you soon.
                                            Her: Woof, grrrrrrrrrrrrr, woof.
                                            Are you dating e30slut?
                                            "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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                                              • s0urce
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 2933
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                                Is that a challenge?
                                                Isn't it a challenge for most guys on r3v to call/txt anything with a vagina?
                                                tasty

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                                                  • Iain
                                                    R3VLimited
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 2815
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by s0urce
                                                    She has a huge cock
                                                    She said it was just a ten-inch clit?

                                                    Originally posted by Turf1600
                                                    Are you dating e30slut?
                                                    That would have been as follows -

                                                    Me: Can I tap that?
                                                    e30slut: baaaa
                                                    Me: *grabs horns and starts to nugget e30slut's rusty sheriff's badge like a burly oaf*
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                                                    eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                                                      • s0urce
                                                        R3VLimited
                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 2933
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Iain
                                                        She said it was just a ten-inch clit?
                                                        lulz: Who was that wrestler with the massive clit? China?

                                                        googling china's clit returned this:

                                                        tasty

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                                                          • Iain
                                                            R3VLimited
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 2815
                                                            #45
                                                            ^^



                                                            ????

                                                            (yes, I know china dude has a tumor)
                                                            Pork Hunt Motorsport

                                                            eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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