Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[InuFaye]

Girls can be "friends"?

I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

and hit it from the back!

[slammin.e28]

Kinda along the same lines, but I didn't have time to ask...

Her: Voulez vous coucher avec moi sil vous plait?
Me: oui bein sur, quand?
Her: Meow
Me: Ou?
Her: Back of le Audi....

[KillaCam]

me: can I tap that?
her:any day
me:naaaaits its okay your fat.....JK!JK!
me:Lmao!
her:then fuck off.
me :lmao!!! I was joking
her: k


girl 2
me can I tap that
her we
me can I tap that?!
her shh
me shh?

[slammin.e28]

Girls can be "friends"?

I always thought they were just like my car. I get one I like and hold onto it for a while. Starts breaking and shit....flip it.

[delatlanta1281]

I have played this game twice with girls that I am friends with.... Let's just say the results put me in a bad position. I had to admit I was playing a game after each of their answers, which did not go well.

[Vince30]

so vince, baylee is the name of your gf. Like the pornstar?

No, Taryn is my gf, like my post in the page before. Or as in "Taryn it up".

[mr2peak]

Andi and Shari? Really? Do they sign their names with hearts on the i's?

Andi might.

After talking to Shari on the phone and asking if I could tap them both, I think she's more likely to dot her i's with my head given the chance.

[Wh33lhop]

Andi is a lesbian girl I slept with a few years ago



Turns out her girlfriend is very protective. Also sounded like a man. To bad coulda been fun :(

Andi and Shari? Really? Do they sign their names with hearts on the i's?

[slammin.e28]

Don't forget to simplify. 8/5

;):rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[b*saint]

so vince, baylee is the name of your gf. Like the pornstar?

[mr2peak]

Andi is a lesbian girl I slept with a few years ago



Turns out her girlfriend is very protective. Also sounded like a man. To bad coulda been fun :(

[Vince30]

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Baylee: not vince. lol
Me: Why not? I thought I was sexy
Baylee: Someones funnnnny.
Vince: Is it me? Cause I'm not trying to be
Baylee: nice to meet you

Huh?

[willworkfore30s]

Me: When you gonna let me tap that
Her: LOORRRD!!!
Me: Yeah, I never give up
Her: I was expecting something serious
Me: Yeah, cause I'm not serious
Her: Im confused now
Me: You should see my serious face right now
Her: youre serious? blunting asking that
Me: na
Her: lies
Me: so what if I am
Her: well at this very moment and current state of mind im thinking..typical boy
Me: yeah, I never was very good at that being blunt without being creepy thing was I
Her: hahah didnt say that just saying with the recent life events and current mood im thinking typical boy.

So then we continued to talk for the next 3 or 4 hours about her guy and life problems and some of mine. Then the next day she asked if I wanted to take her to the beach that weekend. We didn't end up going because I had school and work and the weather sucked but I guess you could say it worked, or would have most likely worked.

[madman23]

Best response I got was from a close friend:

Me: Hey, wussup?
Her: Nm, relaxin you.
Me:Thinkin about something
Her:wussup?
Me: Can I tap it?
Her: Boy you can tap it, beat it, and drill it!!

[phreshkid]

Your fractions add to 16/10

Don't forget to simplify. 8/5