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    Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

    http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=694626

    Stolen from E46 forums, hella funny lolz....I'm at work right now and haven't tried it yet.

    Post up your responses if you do it.

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    #2
    the girlfriend

    me: can i tap that?
    her: what are you talking about
    me: you know, can i tap that?
    her: why did this randomly come up?
    me: i have no idea
    her: go jack off


    i'll send it to some of my friends that are girls and post up

    SC*AR

    Originally posted by JamesE30
    And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
      the girlfriend

      me: can i tap that?
      her: what are you talking about
      me: you know, can i tap that?
      her: why did this randomly come up?
      me: i have no idea
      her: go jack off


      i'll send it to some of my friends that are girls and post up

      "her: go jack off" she's funny!

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        #4
        This guy is pathetic :


        Depends on what day day of the week and certainly what time of day it is but surely I could at least get a few willing participants to reply accordingly. :roll:

        E30 M3 / E30 325is / E34 525iT / E34 535i

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          #5
          I used to have a buddy who would do similar shit to that. Wed go out to a club or bar, and hed buy a girl a drink. As shes taking her first sip, he asks "If you drink this, am I gonna get some tonight". Id say 2 out of 3 times it failed, but I never saw him go home empty handed. He has also had the clap and crabs a few times, so take that as you will.

          None the less, funny posts on there, though half are probably lies, since those guys arent exactly the studliest.
          Originally posted by blunt
          i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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            #6
            This is my best girl friend.

            me: can i tap that?
            her: no, business is closed.
            me: why?
            her: how bored are you?
            me: not bored, just incredibly horny.
            her: ahh gross. go jerk off or something.

            wtf is with girls having me jerk off.

            another one of my good girl friends

            me: can i tap that?
            her: no you cannot tap that
            me: why not
            her: cuz you just cant do that
            me: why
            her: cuz you have to work for it
            me: how
            her: you can figure it out
            me: im gonna smash into you harder than dale earnhardt into that wall at daytona
            her: that's disgusting
            me: why
            her: because you can't talk to a girl like that
            me: ya i can
            her: no not at all
            me: shut up bitch, go back to your kitchen
            her: i dont know why im friends with you lol


            this is one of my best guy friends:


            me: can i tap that?
            him: tap what?
            me: you know, tap that?
            him: ok
            me: i wanna butta yo bread baby, i wanna take your ass cheeks and spread them like the grand canyon, then take my greased pole and slide it softly up and down your crack while swiftly darting it in and out of your brownhole until i leave an exxon valdez sized load in your balloon knot
            him: that is so fucking gross. i am so hungover right now and ive already thrown up twice today and i want to throw up again after reading that


            :rofl:
            Last edited by Alkasquawlik; 08-06-2009, 10:18 AM.

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
              wtf is with girls having me jerk off.
              Tell em thats how the fuckfest is usually finished off....
              Originally posted by blunt
              i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                #8
                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post

                this is one of my best guy friends:


                me: can i tap that?
                him: tap what?
                me: you know, tap that?
                him: ok
                me: i wanna butta yo bread baby, i wanna take your ass cheeks and spread them like the grand canyon, then take my greased pole and slide it softly up and down your crack while swiftly darting it in and out of your brownhole until i leave an exxon valdez sized load in your balloon knot
                him: that is so fucking gross. i am so hungover right now and ive already thrown up twice today and i want to throw up again after reading that

                You're doing it wrong !!!!
                Just got waaay too gay in here.

                E30 M3 / E30 325is / E34 525iT / E34 535i

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                  #9
                  Me: Can I tap that?
                  Random chick: Wt the 3 kegs ill be dominating this weekend, be my guest.
                  Me: yay thanks!
                  Random chick: anytime :) I cant wait to get back

                  Me: Can I tap that?
                  Other random chick: Whattt?
                  Me: You heard me.
                  Other random chick: Sure.
                  Me: yay thanks!

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                    #10
                    me- Can i tap that
                    Her- yes


                    /thread
                    Enter the Internet!

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                      #11
                      Its not as funny when you guys lie.
                      Originally posted by blunt
                      i would jerk larry king off while tonging jflips ass if h0lmes would blow his head off

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                        #12
                        Tried it with the girlfriend for fun.

                        me: can i tap that?
                        her: tap what??
                        me: you know.. tap that.
                        her: im not following you.
                        me: im referring to the urban slang for "can i have sex".
                        her: of course you can have sex. i think your body is capable. with who?
                        me: it was supposed to be directed towards you.
                        her: haha thats very attractive "tap that". makes me feel really about myself as ur gf. haha no you may not. try asking me in a different way.
                        me: let me stick my dick in you on my lunch break.

                        no response after that...

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                          #13
                          me: can i tap that?
                          her: sure but one condition
                          me: what?
                          her: make sure to put it in my ass.
                          me:
                          her: whats wrong
                          me:
                          her: seriously? are you ok?
                          me: i jizzed my pants to that thought....
                          her: heres another thought http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-co..._in_shower.jpg
                          me: i hate you
                          her: mwah <3
                          me: :'( </3. bitch.
                          her: =P thats what you get for being a perv.
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                            #14
                            Me: Can I tap that?
                            Other R3v member I txted: Only if you give me a reach around.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by alane View Post
                              Tried it with the girlfriend for fun.

                              me: can i tap that?
                              her: tap what??
                              me: you know.. tap that.
                              her: im not following you.
                              me: im referring to the urban slang for "can i have sex".
                              her: of course you can have sex. i think your body is capable. with who?
                              me: it was supposed to be directed towards you.
                              her: haha thats very attractive "tap that". makes me feel really about myself as ur gf. haha no you may not. try asking me in a different way.
                              me: let me stick my dick in you on my lunch break.

                              no response after that...
                              you shoulda asked if you can caress that body. generally works 6/10 times, best when served hot.
                              My feedback:
                              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=186328

                              http://e30tech.com/forum/showthread.php?t=74911

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