Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[totheredline]

hahahaha I need to attempt this with my X.

I cant right now though because she already very pissed at me -_-

[MikeDE]

Just tried:

Me: Can I tap that?
(no answer)

So I sent her the STD cupcake pic....

[bmwman91]

Holy shit, this thread was already delivering, and now shit got weird (but still delivers).

[mrmckie]

yo..i'm dying over here...epic thread bump. i might have to try this...lol

[Andy.B]

Ok. Worst thread bump ever. I loved the thread, up until the reddit link. What happened to the world?

[ParsedOut]

STD cupcakes? Yum! Don't ask why or how I found this...

Lemme guess, it's a bakery in San Francisco? That's a whole lot a buttholes.

[pantelones]

I cant even....

STD cupcakes? Yum! Don't ask why or how I found this...

[fporro]

My hair dresser ...

me: can i tap that ?
her: it's broken
me: can i tap the other one ?
her: you broke that one too :(

lol, half score later on :)

[decay]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell tonight.

i read further and got here

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0es6ub

aaaand that's where i lost it, and my neighbors are probably wondering what's so fucking funny

[Stanley Rockafella]

f*ck, no more r3v tonight!

[Swanny]

So my friend is an ER doctor in Charlotte and apparently had some lady come in with a laced doily type thing around her stoma. Turns out it was "lingerie" to make the hole more appealing to her husband to bang. There's a whole website dedicated to dressing the hole up and stuff..

[CabbE30]

Oh




my




GAWD!!!! I just ate and threw it up. Jesus that is so damn nasty.

I cant even....

[Vtec?lol]

I lol'd hard when I saw the line "got a little...........on the side" in that reddit link.

I'm glad I'm not the only one. My wife thinks I'm goofy as hell tonight.

[Todd Black 88]

I lol'd hard when I saw the line "got a little...........on the side" in that reddit link.

[Vtec?lol]

Oh god... jolly ranchers...

For anyone interested: http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._thats/c0er6q4

Oh




my




GAWD!!!! I just ate and threw it up. Jesus that is so damn nasty.