Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[ethrtyiS]

sent a bunch of them out lol

I found this thread very entertaining and funny so I had to contribute. They are pretty lame but worth a shot.

1st:
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Lmao, for suree!
Me: Alright when?
Her: Lmao, next week!
Me: So I can tap it then?
Her: Forshuree

2nd:
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Loll either this isn't you or you had a bit to drink? lmao
Me: So can I tap that?
Her: Lmao no and i'm going to bed. I would suggest ya do the same loser
Me: Sad face.

3rd:
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: What?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Haha depending on what exactly your trying to tap
Me: That ass!
Her: Haha. I don't know what ass your talking about.
Me: Yours!
Her: Whats my favorite food? Unless you know that you cant tap that. haha
Me: But I can tap that if I get it right?
Her: Haha, no.
Me: Shit.
Me: Don't be selfish give me some a dat ass.

4th:
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wtf?
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: wtf travis?
Me: So can I tap that?
No reply

[porkchopsandwiches]

This thread delivers, mostly.

[Sailor37]

"Can I tap that" text to current GF--FTL.

[e30pwr]

boredom has proven this to become my entertainment....results later.

[Atreus]

indeed, i am *somewhat* disappointed by the lack of opposite sex familiarity in this thread, you guys should be rolling in the poon. all day every day.


hjahahahahhaha

[imsotyerred]

this seems like a whole lot less fun than you guys make it out to be

[Skip535i]

ME: Can I tap that?
GF: By that, do you mean my ass?
ME: You could say that.

15 minute pause in which I ignored her phone call so I could finish the experiment...

ME: I'll take your lack of response to mean that you're trying to figure out a way to say, "Yes! I can't wait."
ME: Sooo?
ME: Can I tap that?
GF: Maybe ;-)
ME: Well then "maybe" I'll mow your grass and "maybe" I'll tickle your back tonight."
GF: OOOoooooh, I like the sound of that!
ME: How did I know that would work?

[bataangpinoy]

lots of 14 y/o japanese school girls?

[F34R]

Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.

24 and she expresses herself all too well through AIM. She does lots of them...

[MonkeyMadness]

This isn't very fun..

Me: Can I tap that...?
wife:

Me: can I tap that...?
wife:

Me: can I tap that...?
wife:

this sucks...!

[dreamchasin]

[StereoInstaller1]

I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.

Jesus fuck, it was a joke...ya fucking moron

[Optimator]

Her: o_O
Her: o_O
Her: o_O
Her: ^^

Your friend is either a 14 year old Japanese schoolgirl or MikeK.

[5spoke]

I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.

o_0

[F34R]

after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?

I could not care how the dialogue sounded to you, I thought I would give it a try on one of my friends. I called him a moron because of the fact that he thinks I am lying.

Why would I waste my time making shit up? It is so much more fun to mess with people.