Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[s0urce]

^bahaha

[jrhaile]

My girlfriend totally pwned me.

Text sent

[alane]

Text sent

did you ask her if you could tap that?

[jrhaile]

did you ask her if you could tap that?

Yup... waiting for response

[PaladinReed]

Yup... waiting for response

On a personal level, Ill excuse the dick move you just engaged in because your e39 is teh hotness. ;)

[jrhaile]

On a personal level, Ill excuse the dick move you just engaged in because your e39 is teh hotness. ;)

haha dude posted his GFs number. He deserved it.

[s0urce]

Idiots, try calling the "phone # of my girlfriend". Sadly, it's not a working #. *Shrugs*

[jrhaile]

Idiots, try calling the "phone # of my girlfriend". Sadly, it's not a working #. *Shrugs*

Didn't call.. sent text :)

[Wh33lhop]

Tried it with the girlfriend for fun.

me: can i tap that?
her: tap what??
me: you know.. tap that.
her: im not following you.
me: im referring to the urban slang for "can i have sex".
her: of course you can have sex. i think your body is capable. with who?
me: it was supposed to be directed towards you.
her: haha thats very attractive "tap that". makes me feel really about myself as ur gf. haha no you may not. try asking me in a different way.
me: let me stick my dick in you on my lunch break.

no response after that...

This one was awesome. I cracked up at work.

[blunttech]

me: can i tap it?
mtriple; i thought youd never ask
me:you need to scrub your asscrack with jet fuel and a BBQ brush
mtriple: no problem, just let me finish this daydream of having a running e30 by 2020

[Kruzen]

309 392 0350 is a land line wtf

[s0urce]

^no Shit, the r3v detectives just automatically assumed that was a phone #. Now you guys know the special code to get into my parking garage. But, if that were to work, you'd most likely be calling someone in Peoria, Illinois.

[FredK]

dammit, i was looking forward to having my eardrum tickled by a husky man's voice

[s0urce]

^call blunt

[FredK]

I would, but I lost his phone number. I also don't think he has a husky voice. I bet it's a nasally white guy voice.