Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[delatlanta1281]

story time.

I am thinking he texted a certain someone in Texas with a body kit.

[Turf1600]

story time.

Let's just say texting it is probably funnier than anything else - especially if they seriously considered it and then you told them you were kidding....

[DEV0 E30]

Let's just say texting it is probably funnier than anything else - especially if they seriously considered it and then you told them you were kidding....

Post or it didn't happen.

Holy shit dude are you dating my ex ?? :p
She has raped me, she used to drink all my beer, she is addicted to coke and most certainly is craaazy.
I was just lucky enough to get away before she could kill me.

Asian?

The one in question isn't as bad as some past ones, what is it with small asians though? I've found the 1% through my lifetime that actually can drink. Like out drink guys. That's not right.

a good one from another board:

Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”.

Great stuff, but to be honest the 1/3 so drunk they'll bang anything doesn't surprise me. Your friend's dialogue with her was top notch though.

[Radimir Shittskova]

who the fuck tap this?

[jflip2002]

Current GF v.s Ex:

Current:
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Excuse Me?
Me: You heard me.
Me: Can I tap that?
C: Why are you doing this?
Me: I just want to know when I can tap that.
C: Y?
Me: Because I want it, so can I tap that?
C: I'll see you at home.
Me: So I can tap that?
(no reply after that, and no I didn't )

Ex:
Me: I know its been a while, but can I tap that?
L: You havn't talked to me for 2 years.
Me: So, can I tap that?
L: Fuck off!
Me: You want to do that together?
L: Why are you doing this? You have a GF
Me: So?, I want to tap THAT.
L: When?
Me: Right now! I want to tear that thing up.
L: OK, I'm board anyway.
Me: So I can tap that?
L: Yeah come on over ;)
Me: Nah, I'm cool.
L: Asshole!!!

:drink:

Pics of the Ex.

[DatUtahGuy]

lol at this thread

I should try that with my friend's mom, she is a milf but cool as fuck :D

[Alkasquawlik]

lol at this thread

I should try that with my friend's mom, she is a milf but cool as fuck :D

do et

[scabzzzz]

Oh god
I could rewrite this thread. Just about every girl in my phone would probably yield a funny response, or just say "Ok. When"

[jflip2002]

lol at this thread

I should try that with my friend's mom, she is a milf but cool as fuck :D

Maybe shed get turned on by a younger guy wanting to hit it, and actually let you. If not, it'll at least be entertaining. Win/win if you ask me.

[Alkasquawlik]

Oh god
I could rewrite this thread. Just about every girl in my phone would probably yield a funny response, or just say "Ok. When"

You seem like a super cool guy

[jflip2002]

You seem like a super cool guy

A real waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles magnet.

[scabzzzz]

You seem like a super cool guy

Im outgoing, easy to get along with, and party a ton.
Yeah, most people think so. Some people dont. Whatevs yaknow

[Alkasquawlik]

Im outgoing, easy to get along with, and party a ton.
Yeah, most people think so. Some people dont. Whatevs yaknow

I'm sure you are.
I just like giving you shit.

[CAOSyAMOR]

[emoshun]

I love how when bitches get confused/frustrated they just say, "I can't deal with this right now."

As if that exempts them from life's misery!

Good post!