Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[payney8]

newds needed for proof

[Matt-B]

I lol'd.

Yberther: I might steel your wheels
Me: I need something to roll home on.
Yberther: Steelies yes
Me: Can I tap that?
Yberther: God Damnit. No!
Me: See you sunday with the rack lol

[yberther]

sonny = guy

I lol'd.

[StereoInstaller1]

I AM THE BOYFRIEND AND DON'T EVEN GET MENTIONED?! fuck off luke lol

I figured it was you texting me on Saras phone...doofus!

[Dermeister3]

cheating on yo girl is badass.

im single.....

[Dermeister3]

Good for you. Now bring back newdz.

just got in.

workin on it.

[CorvallisBMW]

me: Can i tap that?
her: i thought you'd never ask!
me:.... awesome!

im leaving in 5 to pick her up....... not kidding.... (also not my gf or anything)

Good for you. Now bring back newdz.

[freeride53]

me: Can i tap that?
her: i thought you'd never ask!
me:.... awesome!

im leaving in 5 to pick her up....... not kidding.... (also not my gf or anything)

cheating on yo girl is badass.

[Vince30]

This ^^ and:



Are fucking awesome. Who's cayleigh and have you suggestive bullshitted her before or what?

Eh, she used to like me before i started dating my gf, i guess i have been kind of a tease since.

[Dermeister3]

me: Can i tap that?
her: i thought you'd never ask!
me:.... awesome!

im leaving in 5 to pick her up....... not kidding.... (also not my gf or anything)

[jeffw]

this is to a girl in my phone that i didn't remember who she was

me: can I tap that?
samantha: what?
me: can i tap that?
sam: you already have
me: I have? when?!
sam: like two years ago
me: hmmmm
sam: go fuck yourself jeff
me: must not have been that good
sam: you definately weren't
me: ouch
sam: bye
me: so can i tap that?
sam: maybe
me: see!!! it wasn't bad. lying bitch
sam: lol

[j0oftheworld]

I got a.. "you haven't called in months, go tap yourself bitch!" -haha

[Wh33lhop]

This ^^ and:

The gf
Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Taryn: *Rolls eyes*
Vince: Serious question, I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Taryn: Never. If you talk like that.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?
Courtney: Haha idk y
Vince: Cause I wanna tap dat ass girl!
Courtney: Haha okayy
Vince: So when can I?
Courtney:Not for a while
Vince: Aww lame, why not?
Courtney: Cuz i am talkin to some1 and you have a gf
Vince: Let's not let the little details get in the way of this.
(No response)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Ariel: Huh?
Vince: When can i tap dat?
Ariel: Sorry i dnt even kno who this is i had to switch phones
Vince: Its vince
Ariel: Oh heyyy havent talked to u in a while
(Wow that died quick)

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Cayleigh: How about never? How does that work for you.
Vince: Lame
Cayleigh: Oh well
Cayleigh: U really need to stop with the suggestive bullshit. I get that ur kidding but its incredibly disrespectful and im sure if i told taryn about it she wouldnt be to happy. Im ur friend not ur slut.

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Eric: Right meow

Vince: Ey girl, when you gonna let me tap dat?
Jim: You have tapped my asshole so many times the kegs dry!

Are fucking awesome. Who's cayleigh and have you suggestive bullshitted her before or what?

[rooster]

got bored txtd ex-gf

me- hey girl can i tap dat?
her- wtf!!! fuck no!!!
me- why not
her- dood fuck off
me- oh i like it when ur mean its a turn on
her- dood chill the fuckout fuck off already
me- u got fat anyways right? nvm let me kno when u lose weight
her- no response

[bataangpinoy]

sonny=alison