Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[StereoInstaller1]

after that conversation you are gonna call someone else a moron?

[F34R]

^that never happened

It was on AIM, and she is my double team partner in Halo 3.

You are a moron :)

[chadthestampede]

^that never happened

[F34R]

Great friend off of XBL

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: what?

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: o_O

Me: So is that a yes?

Her: no
Her: o_O

Me: No to me tapping that?

her: yes

Her: yes thats a no
Her: lol

Me: Are you sure?
Me: What about after crackdown?

her: im not playing crackdown

Me: So
Me: can I tap it then?

Her: no

Me: Why not?

Her: why so?

Me: Because...
Me: Me so HORNY

Her: me love you long time

Me: Is that a yes?
Me: ;-)

Her: no lol

Me: How do I then?

Her: how do you what?

Me: Get to tap that?

Her: you dont
Her: o_O

Me: Why?
Me: ...

Her: why so?

Me: BECAUSE
Me: ME SO HORNY

Her: I'm not a dog toy.. go hump your bed instead ^^

Me: Already did, what about now?

(Then we talked about how lame Halo Reach is going to be)

[Atreus]

its a pic of her phone you fucks, i have a samsung moment. hate iphones....

[Fusion]

It's funny how only about 1 out of 20 women have a sense of humor and 8/10 think you're cheating when you text asking to have sex.
This is actually a sociological survey.

[evil_twin]

hes got the blang blang thurr.

[dreamer420]

cute phone cover....

[Atreus]

fuck all this text bullshit i wanna see screen shots. Fags.

- EAD Scabbz -

[Wh33lhop]

Fuck all this text bullshit I wanna see screen shots. Fags.

I second this, some of this seems pretty far fetched.

[ACMF74]

Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[scabzzzz]

Fuck all this text bullshit I wanna see screen shots. Fags.

[Wh33lhop]

newds needed for proof

First we need regular pictures.

[StereoInstaller1]

so why has she not posted the reply yet?

[jeffw]

I figured it was you texting me on Saras phone...doofus!

haha nope all her