Text a girl & ask "Can I tap it?"

[acolella76]

Your fractions add to 16/10

[devon.818]

Usually I get texts asking if they can tap dis.

3/5 are from guys.

1/2 not from guys are from girls who should be guys.

The other 1/2 are from myself.

Your fractions add to 16/10

[acolella76]

It's not surprising to me that even everyone's girlfriends are saying 'no.'. Nice.

[Wh33lhop]

That one was bagged from the start. You should have told her an internet forum told you to say it for the lulz.

[1fastETA]

my ex

Me:hey
Her:hey you
Me:q hacs?
Her: I'm cleaning the house lol
Me: can I ask you a question?!
Her:sure babe
Me:can i tap it?!
Her:Omg...
Her:what lol!
Me:so can I?!
Me:...
Her:Lol. Random question lol.
Her: why so blunt about it?!
Me:Lol. Yes or no
Her:when
Me:so it's a yes?!
Her:I'm askin you when to
Me: ok

Score!

[1fastETA]

So imma try it

[Vince30]

wtf? that's one interesting way to bump a dead thread!

I wanted to share, but didn't want to make a new thread and didn't know where to put it, so I resurrected this awesome thread with it.

[slammin.e28]

Usually I get texts asking if they can tap dis.

3/5 are from guys.

1/2 not from guys are from girls who should be guys.

The other 1/2 are from myself.

[Pantless Spency]

just told my gf i can't wait to tap dat next time i see her.
she just lolled and called me a dork haah.

[TexasTerp]

wtf? that's one interesting way to bump a dead thread!

[Vince30]

Bump

[rickycricketts]

FAIL
Me: hey i got a question 2:56 AM
girl: Who is this? 2:57 AM
Me: ricky 3:00 AM
girl: Ricky who? 3:01 AM
Me: ricky your ex bf ricky 3:01 AM
girl: Oh um hi 3:03 AM
Me: hi.. so i have a quick question.... 3:03 AM
girl: Yea 3:04 AM
Me: so when you gonna let me tap dat? 3:05 AM
girl: Wtf? 3:14 AM
Me: i was just wondering... in the back of my e30?? 3:15 AM

[CJ7]

been contemplating doing this to my friends most likely batshit crazy roommate ... but I'm scurred of getting caught up with baby daddy drama and whatnot~!

[E30Nova]

"Can I tap that" text to current GF--FTL.

Seriously, when people do this it's lame as hell. :down:

Matt

[Axxe]

Been meaning to do this, just did it to the G/F (who I only see once a week due to school/work and 65 miles apart)

Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Lol i wish