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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385
    #76
    welcome to country living farbin nice to see you are adjusting well. much better life style IMO
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
    William Pitt-

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      • Farbin Kaiber
        Lil' Puppet
        • Jul 2007
        • 29502
        #77
        Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
        Are you gonna have to artificially inseminate it ala Johnny Knoxville
        Neighbor will bring his bull over to stud her in the future. She was just freshened, so I should be getting milk for a while here.

        Originally posted by mrsleeve
        welcome to country living farbin nice to see you are adjusting well. much better life style IMO

        I are. Learning how to pen pigs, figuring how much feed to stock in, looking at plows and trucks. I'll admit I have more than my fair share of distractions to keep city life at the farthest reaches of my daily cares. Oh, and living a mile higher in elevation than you've spent your entire life puts the respiratory system in full workout mode.

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          • Alkasquawlik
            R3V Elite
            • Feb 2008
            • 4557
            #78
            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
            She was just freshened, so I should be getting milk for a while here.
            What does this mean?

            SC*AR

            Originally posted by JamesE30
            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385
                #79
                Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                Neighbor will bring his bull over to stud her in the future. She was just freshened, so I should be getting milk for a while here.




                I are. Learning how to pen pigs, figuring how much feed to stock in, looking at plows and trucks. I'll admit I have more than my fair share of distractions to keep city life at the farthest reaches of my daily cares. Oh, and living a mile higher in elevation than you've spent your entire life puts the respiratory system in full workout mode.


                Yes when I moved out west I had a hard time with that for about 6-8 months
                Originally posted by Fusion
                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                William Pitt-

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                  • Farbin Kaiber
                    Lil' Puppet
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 29502
                    #80
                    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                    What does this mean?

                    ^^^ Cityboy. ;)

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                      • Alkasquawlik
                        R3V Elite
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 4557
                        #81
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                        ^^^ Cityboy. ;)
                        One of these days I'm going to make it up to Idaho, and you can show me how to "freshen" up a cow. Maybe I'll bring e30slut along too.

                        SC*AR

                        Originally posted by JamesE30
                        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • mrsleeve
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385
                            #82
                            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                            ^^^ Cityboy. ;)

                            Very city slicker if I do say so myself


                            Here I will help you out squacker:

                            Means that she just had a calf and will produce milk as long as you keep milking it. You have to bread them every years and you get production off them for about 10 months a year
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                              • Farbin Kaiber
                                Lil' Puppet
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 29502
                                #83
                                I think I am gonna be taking Ice Cream and Cheesemaking on as some new hobbies.

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                                  • lennon
                                    E30 Fanatic
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 1416
                                    #84
                                    do you let the local youngins do their mycology studies on your property?

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                                      • Farbin Kaiber
                                        Lil' Puppet
                                        • Jul 2007
                                        • 29502
                                        #85
                                        No, I have not seen anyone running around with spore samples trying to grow the perfect pizza toppings.

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                                          • lennon
                                            E30 Fanatic
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 1416
                                            #86
                                            haha. if you do, might as well fire a rifle into the air or something. those fucks always leave trash and invite everyone. if anyone in idaho even knows about the cubes. youre doing quite well for yourself it looks like... is it because idaho is just way more affordable? any jobs where youre at?

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                                              • snitzer
                                                Advanced Member
                                                • Jul 2008
                                                • 137
                                                #87
                                                Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                                Very city slicker if I do say so myself


                                                Here I will help you out squacker:

                                                Means that she just had a calf and will produce milk as long as you keep milking it. You have to breed them every year and you get production off them for about 10 months a year
                                                gotta keep em' bred....

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                                                  • etexis
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 191
                                                    #88
                                                    woot STEAK dinners for a whole MONTH

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                                                      • Farbin Kaiber
                                                        Lil' Puppet
                                                        • Jul 2007
                                                        • 29502
                                                        #89
                                                        No, milk for years.

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                                                          • 318isbmw
                                                            Moderator
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 2841
                                                            #90
                                                            Looks like quite the setup you got going there. You should make a few extra bucks by selling said cheese and icecream on r3v.

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