911 Funnies

[Tavern Gnome]

What? I just came this board because a friend of mine said you guys were chill. I dont want to start anything I just want to share in the passion for BMWs that we obviously all have or else we wouldnt be on forums talking about it, or moding our cars.

This is R3V

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

Im officially lost.

But thank you?

[mrsleeve]

dude you will do fine, just spend some time learning how things work around here. You will catch on fine if you have any sense in you.

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

How did this thread turn from insensitive jokes to a new member thread? haha

And im well established enough on other forums, im about to hit my 1000th post on bimmerpost, I know how they work. I just spend too much time on these forums.

[Vince30]

This forum is different, people here have a strange sense of humor i have come to enjoy. Just laugh it off. And Im a big fan of the tape too, i think we need bigger pics;)

[E88 Owner...But E30 Fan]

I have some pics I took up over on 1addicts.com
Heres the link.

http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=293271

There are more pics on my photobucket album.

http://s639.photobucket.com/albums/uu113/mdkalish/8-16%20Auto-X/

Incidently this was the first day I thought about an E30 as an AutoX car.

[Vince30]

Little happy on the tape? Lol, looks like fun. I personaly have really liked the 135 s since they came out, My friends dad has a 535i, freakin nice car and fast as hell too.

[Jparkr]

How did this thread turn from insensitive jokes to a new member thread? haha

Its because fiddle likes to pretend to be the man of R3v sometimes. Chances are he was already 2 beers in and blacked out by the time he attacked you for his own whoring needs.

<3

[Jparkr]

Its because fiddle likes to pretend to be the man of R3v sometimes. Chances are he was already 2 beers in and blacked out by the time he attacked you for his own whoring needs.

<3

Double <3

[Fidhle007]

Double <3

Why are you quoting yourself?

I'm a few beers in and still at the shop working on my mother's toyota van. Fml. :p

[Old'n'Slow]

I just want to address this point right here.

First of all lets further examine the point that the buildings were designed to take the hit of a 707.

The senario invisioned in which a jet liner would strike the towers is this:

Its a foggy night and a plane is on approach to Kennedy airport. The plane is flying slow ~200 Knots with LEVEL wings and the pilot doesnt realize hes flying into a building.

I'm sorry, but you are incorrect. The scenario mentioned by Mr. Skilling clearly states an assumed speed of 600MPH.

Skilling recounts his people having carried out an analysis which found the Twin Towers could withstand the impact of a Boeing 707. He says, “Our analysis indicated the biggest problem would be the fact that all the fuel (from the airplane) would dump into the building. There would be a horrendous fire. A lot of people would be killed.” But, he says, “The building structure would still be there.” [Seattle Times, 2/27/1993]

“The buildings have been investigated and found to be safe in an assumed collision with a large jet airliner ( Boeing 707—DC 8 ) traveling at 600 miles per hour. Analysis indicates that such collision would result in only local damage which could not cause collapse or substantial damage to the building and would not endanger the lives and safety of occupants not in the immediate area of impact.”

Please note mode of flight is not indicated. In other words, level flight was apparently not presumed.

Not trying to start a fight, just wanted to clarify.....

I do not presume to be able to explain what happened on 9/11, but the "official" report doesn't exactly inspire confidence either.

[Old'n'Slow]

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every time you post on this you look even more stupid than you did before.

Do you still think calling me names makes you look more intelligent?

What is Name-Calling?
Name-calling is the use of any negative label to describe another person. Children often use words like "stupid," "baby," "idiot," "moron," "nerd," and so on because they enjoy the feeling of power it gives them. Eventually, with effective parenting, most children will outgrow this behavior.

Sounds about right. You and some of the other name-callers on here just need to grow up some more. Every time blunt makes fun of my screen name, I immediately think out how 6 year-olds on the playground do exactly the same thing.....

How about you actually read and make cogent comments on my post, or, failing that, not waste everyone's time trying to demean anyone whose view of things doesn't fit into your neat little box?

Of course, feeling threatened by any contradictory view from what the parent has taught makes 6 year-olds nervous as well.

[mrsleeve]

I said you are making yourself look stupid, not you are stupid there is a difference there.

I am not going to take the bait on your inferring that I have the mentality of a 6 year old.

When what I would have said on your comments have already been posted nearly verbatim why would I post it up again. Dose not matter what I post you will just dismiss it as Right wing fringe radio propaganda because it dose not fall with in your commie, conspiracy theory 911 truther Bull shit point of views. Its not my fault you have no common sense and cant really think critically, or have little to no understanding of how shit works

[sticksdaman]

No one can explain to me how isolated fires on the top of a building can make it collapse straight down on top of itself at free fall speeds.

That is my sole contribution to this thread.

[mrsleeve]

No one can explain to me how isolated fires on the top of a building can make it collapse straight down on top of itself at free fall speeds.

That is my sole contribution to this thread.

when you have the structural steel weakened due to heat, with several thousand tons of building on top of it. You will get failure, when that thousands of tons of buildings falls the 8-10 feet collapsing the floor where the failure is. That sudden shock load that the building is not designed to take causes the floors below to just crush in on them selves.