Childhood Fail Thread

[ALYKZANDYR]

What are some of your childhood fails?

Some more of mine:


#1 Getting finger stuck in a VCR.
#2 Trying to stick notepad paper to wood retaining wall, with water. (Epic fail)
#3 Trowing metal hose nozzle at someones head.
#4 Kicking school principal in balls. ( got thrown out for that) (epic fail)
#5 Taking a shit in the Bath tub.
#6 Scraping ice off car hood( big scratches, mom was pissed.) (Epic fail)
#7 Throwing a fit because mom wouldn't remove her shirt, I was 3

[daniel]

#7 Throwing a fit because mom wouldn't remove her shirt, I was 3

oedipus complex much?

[ALYKZANDYR]

heres more.

#8 Jumping off diving board, landing belly first.......(painful fail)
#9 Shutting finger in car door. ( last summer)
#10 Throwing up in restroom sink at Burger King...left immediately
#11 Threw up in middle of living room floor on Christmas day, I think I was 9.
#12 Put plastic object in pencil sharpener in 2ND grade( got banned from sharpener for rest of year.)
#13 Pulling on grandma's erring when it was in her ear.
#14 Poured Tabasco sauce on taco, poured ALOT on....mom rolled her eyes while I was doing it( spicy fail)

#15 Microwaving popcorn for 4 minutes.....(Horrible smell fail) (burned butter)
#16 Dumping bubble making fluid in hair......
#17 shaking coke bottle for 5 minutes and opening it in kitchen.(messy fail)

#18 Threw hammer at my dads Ford F450

[Stephen]

[Trucidatio]

Got stuck in a turnstyle when i was 6 at a Big 5. Fire department came. No idea why though.

[Restoman]

Tried to cut down tree in front yard, 5" diameter with a hatchet, caught and beaten

[Vince30]

heres more.
#8 Jumping off diving board, landing belly first.......(painful fail)

Show me someone that hasnt done that and I will show you someone that has never jumped off a diving board

[Red88]

I broke my elbow looking for socks.

[Mstngcobr761]

Caught my living room carpet on fire w/ my brother when I was about 6

Slipped getting out of the tub when I was 4, split my noggin open

Fell down my stairs to my basement multiple times (still do it occasionally the fucking stairs dont like socks....they glide right off

[StereoInstaller1]

Fuck, when did childhood end for you guys?

OK: Cannonball into pool with burning gasoline dumped on surface. Flicking matches at empty can, got caught in bog WHOOSH of flame, burned off half my hair on my head.

I was 5 or 6...Dad was kinda pissed.

[mrsleeve]

knocked golf balls through nearly every window on the farm at some point

blew up 2 tractors in a 3 day span

took the VCR apart to see how it worked I was 6 and this was in 1986 VCRs were really $$$$ then But on a side note it worked when I put it back together

shit in the tub

nearly drowned my little brother whit the hose when he was about 2 big ass beating for that.

playing with guns in the house, even bigger ass beating

hitting dad in the nuts with base ball line drive batting practice at home, dad stopped pitching to me after that.

this is all the ok stuff off the top of my head I was a huge shit head as kid.

[e30:)]

a baseball bat slippped out of my hands when i was 4 or 5 and through the kitchen window were my mom was doing the dishes( her job )

painted my sisters brand new bike with white house paint, although she was learning to cook and clean so it wouldnt have got much use

burned a huge portion of my lawn

chipped some little shits front tooth in 3rd grade, i was throwing pee gravel like a real gangsta cuz he was swingin on my turf

[e30esque]

Over 200 stitches in my chin over 10 years from 4 different versions of the same bicycle accident. Each time I endo'd, each time for a different reason. More recently I went down because a parking garage security guard tried to handcuff me while I was drunk on my mountain bike. Split open my chin but no stitches.

[T3rd Ferguson]

when i was 5 i managed to get my 140 pound dobermans slip-on choker collar over my head. couldnt get it back off. the fire department had to come cut it off

[Todd Black 88]

Got stuck in a turnstyle when i was 6 at a Big 5. Fire department came. No idea why though.

This is funny.