If you had unlimited funds to build a E30 track car...

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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502

    #61
    Linky: http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_..._Pornstar.html

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    • pbr87
      E30 Modder
      • May 2008
      • 853

      #62
      .....then I would probably just buy a Corvette ZR1 or Gallardo instead.
      Originally posted by accident
      I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
      Discuss.
      Originally posted by kronus
      It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
      1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
      1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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      • SA E30
        E30 Fanatic
        • Feb 2004
        • 1248

        #63
        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
        I LOLED hard!

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        • Ryan Stewart
          I Love Miatas
          • Oct 2003
          • 8978

          #64
          Originally posted by Iain
          Have you seen the deaf girl trying out to be a porn star? Google that shit - it's fucking hilarious. She sounds like a water buffalo trying to desperately order a late night burger at the McDonalds drive-through.
          There was a deaf chick that worked at the Cabela's near where I grew up and a co-worker and I tried repeatedly to rail her just to hear the sounds she made. Sadly she was puritannical but we did get to run train on all of her friends. It was always funny, she was sex-free but the girls she hung out with would gobble the first cock that complimented their shoes.
          Im now E30less.
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          • tg318is
            R3VLimited
            • Jun 2008
            • 2052

            #65
            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
            ha wow...

            but srs id get this yo

            maybe some sweet tribal decals on the hood too.
            Tim.

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            • Iain
              R3VLimited
              • Oct 2005
              • 2815

              #66
              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
              There was a deaf chick that worked at the Cabela's near where I grew up and a co-worker and I tried repeatedly to rail her just to hear the sounds she made. Sadly she was puritannical but we did get to run train on all of her friends. It was always funny, she was sex-free but the girls she hung out with would gobble the first cock that complimented their shoes.
              Law of cock-per-minute averages: one keeps her legs shut, so the others have to make up for her.

              I don't think I could smash one of them without losing my concentration at the grunting that'd put a blacksmith to shame...

              Originally posted by tg318is
              ha wow...
              R3v Limited - where dreams of a quad turbo Stage 50 E30 track car come second to a deaf girl taking a hot meat injection in her shitter
              Pork Hunt Motorsport

              eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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              • tg318is
                R3VLimited
                • Jun 2008
                • 2052

                #67
                she sounds like a walrus

                this one.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Z6VleBpEw
                Tim.

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #68
                  Ever hear this one, the story was amazing in the book.

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                  • Ryan Stewart
                    I Love Miatas
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 8978

                    #69
                    Originally posted by Iain
                    I don't think I could smash one of them without losing my concentration at the grunting that'd put a blacksmith to shame...
                    I probably couldnt finish because of it but it would be funny for a bit.
                    Im now E30less.
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                    • Ryan Stewart
                      I Love Miatas
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 8978

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                      Ever hear this one, the story was amazing in the book.

                      http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/Adina_Slotsky
                      Four OH Four.
                      Im now E30less.
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                      • Iain
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 2815

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                        Ever hear this one, the story was amazing in the book.

                        http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/Adina_Slotsky
                        Awesome.

                        Kind of reminds of that old joke - how do you not get caught raping mute chicks?




                        You break their hands and fingers so they can't tell anyone.
                        Pork Hunt Motorsport

                        eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                        • Alkasquawlik
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4557

                          #72
                          Originally posted by farbin kaiber
                          ahahahahahah

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • chadthestampede
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 3600

                            #73
                            Originally posted by Iain
                            Awesome.

                            Kind of reminds of that old joke - how do you not get caught raping mute chicks?




                            You break their hands and fingers so they can't tell anyone.
                            Kind of reminds me of Titus Andronicus
                            Originally posted by LJ851
                            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                            • ALYKZANDYR
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 1336

                              #74
                              wow, yet another car thread has been derailed into tits and ass. But in this case deaf tits and deaf ass. :)

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                              • Iain
                                R3VLimited
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 2815

                                #75
                                Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                Kind of reminds me of Titus Andronicus
                                Great story and proves that Guy Ritchie and Tarantino movies are nothing new...
                                Pork Hunt Motorsport

                                eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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