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    #61
    Linky: http://www.efukt.com/2127_Deaf_Girl_..._Pornstar.html

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      #62
      .....then I would probably just buy a Corvette ZR1 or Gallardo instead.
      Originally posted by accident
      I have achieved the title of Douche of the month.
      Discuss.
      Originally posted by kronus
      It was probably pissed off because it didn't want to pay taxes for poor people's healthcare.
      1990 300ZX TT 5spd ($6,000)
      1991 318i 4dr 5spd (DD)

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        #63
        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
        I LOLED hard!

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          #64
          Originally posted by Iain View Post
          Have you seen the deaf girl trying out to be a porn star? Google that shit - it's fucking hilarious. She sounds like a water buffalo trying to desperately order a late night burger at the McDonalds drive-through.
          There was a deaf chick that worked at the Cabela's near where I grew up and a co-worker and I tried repeatedly to rail her just to hear the sounds she made. Sadly she was puritannical but we did get to run train on all of her friends. It was always funny, she was sex-free but the girls she hung out with would gobble the first cock that complimented their shoes.
          Im now E30less.
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            #65
            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
            ha wow...

            but srs id get this yo

            maybe some sweet tribal decals on the hood too.
            Tim.

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              #66
              Originally posted by Ryan Stewart View Post
              There was a deaf chick that worked at the Cabela's near where I grew up and a co-worker and I tried repeatedly to rail her just to hear the sounds she made. Sadly she was puritannical but we did get to run train on all of her friends. It was always funny, she was sex-free but the girls she hung out with would gobble the first cock that complimented their shoes.
              Law of cock-per-minute averages: one keeps her legs shut, so the others have to make up for her.

              I don't think I could smash one of them without losing my concentration at the grunting that'd put a blacksmith to shame...

              Originally posted by tg318is View Post
              ha wow...
              R3v Limited - where dreams of a quad turbo Stage 50 E30 track car come second to a deaf girl taking a hot meat injection in her shitter
              Pork Hunt Motorsport

              eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                #67
                she sounds like a walrus

                this one.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Z6VleBpEw
                Tim.

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                  #68
                  Ever hear this one, the story was amazing in the book.

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Iain View Post
                    I don't think I could smash one of them without losing my concentration at the grunting that'd put a blacksmith to shame...
                    I probably couldnt finish because of it but it would be funny for a bit.
                    Im now E30less.
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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                      Ever hear this one, the story was amazing in the book.

                      http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/Adina_Slotsky
                      Four OH Four.
                      Im now E30less.
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                        #71
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
                        Ever hear this one, the story was amazing in the book.

                        http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/Adina_Slotsky
                        Awesome.

                        Kind of reminds of that old joke - how do you not get caught raping mute chicks?




                        You break their hands and fingers so they can't tell anyone.
                        Pork Hunt Motorsport

                        eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by farbin kaiber View Post
                          ahahahahahah

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by Iain View Post
                            Awesome.

                            Kind of reminds of that old joke - how do you not get caught raping mute chicks?




                            You break their hands and fingers so they can't tell anyone.
                            Kind of reminds me of Titus Andronicus
                            Originally posted by LJ851
                            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                              #74
                              wow, yet another car thread has been derailed into tits and ass. But in this case deaf tits and deaf ass. :)

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                                #75
                                Originally posted by chadthestampede View Post
                                Kind of reminds me of Titus Andronicus
                                Great story and proves that Guy Ritchie and Tarantino movies are nothing new...
                                Pork Hunt Motorsport

                                eBay is like the summit racing catalog for today's special Olympics crowd

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