Idiot relationship thread backfire FTL

[parkerbink]

http://acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=770786 This was posted on the Acura forum I frequent, it has gone semi viral thought you guys would enjoy the lolz

[Red88]

I'd definitely get punched if I called my girl my "ride or die chick."

[Wh33lhop]

Wooow. What the hell is wrong with this girl who seems to be intelligent, well spoken, and active that she dates a retard like that? Thought it was fake at first, but it's pretty elaborately put together if it is.

[Stephen]

:rofl:

[BigSam]

Is it wrong that I had always assumed the people who mod TL's to be like that? The same kids who built sick nasty integras in high school and then moved onto the early TL's when they got a $20k per year job?

[markseven]

Wooow. What the hell is wrong with this girl who seems to be intelligent, well spoken, and active that she dates a retard like that? Thought it was fake at first, but it's pretty elaborately put together if it is.

Meanwhile there are three really nice guys here at my work that can't get a date to save thier life. Chicks like jerks for some reason.

I read till the second page... Cliffs?

[StereoInstaller1]

Cliffs: he left his forum open and logged in. She found it. his life = <0

Car is in her name, he isn't a citizen, does not help with baby, has no job.

She dumps him, publicly. Hilarity ensues, ethugs change their tune quickly.

[markseven]

Cliffs: he left his forum open and logged in. She found it. his life = <0

Car is in her name, he isn't a citizen, does not help with baby, has no job.

She dumps him, publicly. Hilarity ensues, ethugs change their tune quickly.

Hehe, thanks Luke :D

[Kershaw]

Cliffs: he left his forum open and logged in. She found it. his life = <0

Car is in her name, he isn't a citizen, does not help with baby, has no job.

She dumps him, publicly. Hilarity ensues, ethugs change their tune quickly.

i read the first page and said fuck it. but now i believe i am going to continue reading. thanks man. :)

edit: THAT was fucking great. hahaha.

[joshuaaa]

haha good save luke. i definately got to maybe halfway down the first page and gave up. thats some funny shit though haha.

[E30Nova]

haha good save luke. i definately got to maybe halfway down the first page and gave up. thats some funny shit though haha.

Ditto. Maybe it's just the fact that they're Acura owners, but I couldn't read past about the first half of the first page.

Thanks for the cliffs, Luke.

Matt

[Ryan Stewart]

Wooow. What the hell is wrong with this girl who seems to be intelligent, well spoken, and active that she dates a retard like that? Thought it was fake at first, but it's pretty elaborately put together if it is.

Smart chicks go for the biggest pricks. Im a huge prick and am just a greedy asshole but I have somehow snagged a woman who is a shit-ton smarter than I an am perfectly fine with the idea of being a sugar momma once she gets her PHD and starts making 3x the money I do.

The world is fucking wierd that way.

[Ryan Stewart]

Just read the thing and, as expected, the girl has proven herself an idiot by taking the dude back. As if having a step-dad is somehow worse than having an illiterate illegal immigrant of a father.

Sometimes nothing is better than something.

[StereoInstaller1]

So now I know why R3V is slow tonight: everyone is at acurazine

[Kerrath]

Post #44 is where the really interesting happens. I skimmed the rest but read that and it pretty much demonstrates what happened. Maybe somebody who's read it could highlight the important posts? I know I for one don't really want to sift through 10 pages of acura crap.