F*@# i hate spiders

[TurboJake]

So here's a question. We have these guys. They don't do shit to us humans. Are timid and don't like light at all. And the eat spiders all day long.

But they're still WAY Creepier than spiders. Fuckers move faster than you think, unless you've tried to catch one, then you know the bastards move at you swear to god 8 bazillion mph.











Oh, and yeah. Black widows and brown recluses? Fuck em. Fuck em all to hell.
I love that we have no poisonous spiders/insects here in Wisconsin. We have badgers, and they'll take on whatever the fuck is in front of them. But they at least let you know to get the fuck away as fast as you can.
Or dick with them. They're easy targets to annoy and play with.

[mrsleeve]

^
Fairly sure WI has Widows. Had them where I lived in MI from time to time

[TurboJake]

If we do. I had never seen one in my entire life, until I went to utah and had one pop up in my face while under a car.
FUCK THAT.

All I really have to deal with is wolf spiders pretty much. Easy thing to deal with. Soap and water. Formula 409. MAPP Gas. Pretty much any available chemical in the house. And regular insecticide sprays that work on em.

And if I see one. Burn it. But have yet to freak out really. That black widow pretty much scared the bejesus outta me.

EDIT: Have yet to freak out here, at home.

[Eta power]

I hate spiders more than I hate ricers.

[Massimo]

You guys down under have spiders that would make me think twice about trying to smash. It would prolly take the slipper away from me and proceed to beat my ass like a red headed step child with it, while asking whos my daddy.

Fuck your spiders you guys have crazy spiders they are more like small mean poisonous 8 legged Dogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMVMzzWPDSk

[Massimo]

You guys down under have spiders that would make me think twice about trying to smash. It would prolly take the slipper away from me and proceed to beat my ass like a red headed step child with it, while asking whos my daddy.

Fuck your spiders you guys have crazy spiders they are more like small mean poisonous 8 legged Dogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMVMzzWPDSk

[Massimo]

lulz

Artical on worlds biggest spider/

Quote: ‘I could clearly hear its hard feet hitting the ground and dry leaves crumbling under its weight,’ Mr Naskrecki wrote in his blog.

[MPLFoster]

dear god..

[BLACKCHARM88]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[bikerbill2021]

see, that big guy doesnt really bother me, its the tiny little fuckers that freak me out

[SubDad]

That big one doesn't bother you!? It Doesn't!? The heck's wrong with...never mind.
Holy Heck, I'm writing this from the other side of the room.

And yeah, our Australian friends must think we're wimpy as hell. Funnel Web is just the beginning. I'm pretty sure the butterflies and hummingbirds in Australia can take down a buffalo.

[ST1G]

Nope.



Nope nope nope nope

















nope.

[bikerbill2021]

That big one doesn't bother you!? It Doesn't!? The heck's wrong with...never mind.
Holy Heck, I'm writing this from the other side of the room.

And yeah, our Australian friends must think we're wimpy as hell. Funnel Web is just the beginning. I'm pretty sure the butterflies and hummingbirds in Australia can take down a buffalo.

dont get me wrong, if i woke up in the middle of the night and one that big was crawling on me i'd more then likely pass out due to sheer panic after pissing my pants and throwing up in the process

but for the most part, tarantulas and the like dont weird me out, but theres a lot guy at my dealer who goes around the lot looking for black widows and collects them in various containers, then proceeds to show them off, making me and every one else's skin crawl

fuck that

[Massimo]

dont get me wrong, if i woke up in the middle of the night and one that big was crawling on me i'd more then likely pass out due to sheer panic after pissing my pants and throwing up in the process

but for the most part, tarantulas and the like dont weird me out, but theres a lot guy at my dealer who goes around the lot looking for black widows and collects them in various containers, then proceeds to show them off, making me and every one else's skin crawl

fuck that

Ha you would love huntsmans then. They are the kind that you will find on your celling above you when you wake up or on the back of the bathroom door. Or if you are really luck these motherfuckers will hide in your tap, you will then go to fill your self a nice cup of cold water.

Instead Huntsman jumps out on your hand and that is how you shit, fart, pee, scream and pass out all at the same time.

[kway]

Well, I used to want to visit Australia one day...