Any one here ever been to jail?

[bimmer206]

This reminds me of the op:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNd0_ctaOSk

Probably a repost.

[Farbin Kaiber]

You are the coolest guy alive. You are heavily arms with your keyboard and nothing can stop you.

Sigworthy.

[bear]

just don't use freshkid as your street name in the cooler...oops meant phreshkid, cant get used to wigga speak

[phreshkid]

Whatever you say Iain. You are the coolest guy alive. You are heavily arms with your keyboard and nothing can stop you. Stay in Australia dude.

[Iain]

Anyone who spells "fresh" with a "ph" is a fucking moron who should have either been wiped off their mother's top lip, or slid out of her cavernous waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, down her inner thigh and been left as a greasy smear on the flattened cardboard box in whatever dismal back alley she took the john to.

To the OP, do everyone a favour and sterilise yourself, you neck-fucking cum-dumpster.

[phreshkid]

Hey fiddle wise guy, use your brain and think for a second. A preteen would go to juvenile hall for preteen offenses. Stop being a fuckhead and use your real head. You're only disappointing your parents right now.

[Danny]

I bought my s50 from the OP lol

[Fidhle007]

Oh man leaf that is the terrible terrible truth. Bittersweet at most.

Says the pre-teen who's going to jail...

[xwill112x]

DUDE! did you tape the mint wrapper onto your e30?

lol its been in there since i got it.

you can kinda aa barely see it here

[bear]

Ha it's just solano county. No big deal. Maybe I can't run with the big boys, but I sure can outsmart them using cheap magic tricks and candy!

tie the candy to your balls then bendover and show them how you can make a penis disappear

what i would say to you , while holding my index finger tip to the tip of my thumb to make an "o", is have you ever pooped a turd this big around? i'm sure you could answer yes to that. and then i would ask "did it hurt?" and you would most likely say no. then i would say my dong certainly would not hurt your butt, for it will fit comfortably within this "o", now turn off the light and come to bed.

or just learn to play spades and dominos

[phreshkid]

Oh man leaf that is the terrible terrible truth. Bittersweet at most.

[Leaf]

It's too bad you're coming back out...

hey i just wanted to let you know your stilll a fat fuck homo who plays a fiddle and cock for fun. fucking fat boy

[HarryPotter]

So you went on and ran away, crashed, arrested.

You are probably going to get an unfair trial that's going to be in the papers. There will be some protests from the general public and some mild riots. It's not going to change the fact that you will get jailed...

You will probably get a cell with an over-religious latino guy who will advise you to stay out of trouble. You - being a rebel - won't listen and will get in trouble with at least two gangs and of course the warden (old guy with white mustache and frowned face).

After getting some injuries (both physical and mental) you will agree with the warden you will do something for the common good of the jail community and PR. On this occasion you will accidentally meet wardens pretty daughter.

You discover your well hidden talent - singing. Soon you find some geeky friends who share your passion and you form a chorus. everybody will be laughing at you and your crew (calling you sissies and fags etc.) in the beginning, but as your initiative gets more and more popular even some gangs' members join the chorus.

Meanwhile you get pretty strongly involved in a relationship with warden's daughter. You start sending yourselves secret love letters, and the feeling grows in both of you.

Finally big day has come - prior to being released, a show has been scheduled, where you and your chorus will be the main stars. Same day warden finds out about your feelings toward his daughter. He's not happy about this, and forbids you two to meet ever again. Girl being furious joins your chorus to show her daddy where she feels right (of course she can sing - what? didn't you know?).

And the show starts. Warden is all frowned about the chorus's performance but seeing how you to go into a double-singing something passionate and full of love (let's say "Just the two of us") his heart is starting to melt...

And then freedom comes. You are released from jail and you go home with your new girlfriend. Unfortunately during the first night you spend together, you discover the prison life has left you scarred and sex brings painful memories...

But your sweetheart sees more qualities in you and tells you not to worry and that you will work this out together.

The end.

There.

Fucking beautiful story. Brought a tear to my eye.

[Fidhle007]

Nooooo man I'm not in yet. Either next week or next month.

It's too bad you're coming back out...

[phreshkid]

Nooooo man I'm not in yet. Either next week or next month.