Any one here ever been to jail?

[phreshkid]

No Farbin I apologize. The first part of that response was dedicated to you, the second part was to some other dude who told me I was endangering the lives of others. In a situation like that, you sort of stop thinking clearly. You have one objective on your mind and one only: get away from the police. Some succeed, and some, like me, fail miserably.

[F34R]

Dudes, it's jail, not prison. You homos have probably never been except for the select few who actually have. You all sound like my mother. I'll be in less than a month which is peanuts compared to what I should have gotten.

I think you guys are going soft on me!

Why not pull over? I got a 600.00 ticket and 7 points for doing 89 in a 55. First and last ticket to date in 8 years. Plus insurance hike, but it is better than jail time.

You are a fucking moron for running from the police. Enjoy your jail time waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, maybe your mother can bake you cookies to share with your new boyfriend.

[Dude]

Dudes, it's jail, not prison. You homos have probably never been except for the select few who actually have. You all sound like my mother. I'll be in less than a month which is peanuts compared to what I should have gotten.

I think you guys are going soft on me!

Do you think a single person here is taking you seriously with a user name like "fresh kid"?

[Farbin Kaiber]

Did you create a space age lubricant?

How am I being a hypocrite?

[phreshkid]

Farbin, didn't I see you on 60 minutes during the child porn special? I could have sworn I saw your cows in the background.?

And putting others in danger? Are you hearing yourself man? You're a hypocrite if I ever knew one. Everyone here has done something to put themselves and others in danger. This is the very nature of risk.

[TwoJ's]

I went to jail for 5 days. Not fun, and nothing like you'd think it is (depending where you go). If they let you bring books, bring some and read them. If not, they'll probably offer some. Take them and read them. It is absolutely the most mind numbingly boring thing you will ever do.

[thornado327i]

[Jand3rson]

Just in a holding cell for about 6 hours, when I was 14. Myself and 4 of my friends jumped and kicked the shit out of this skinhead-Nazi kid that called our friend Ali a "sand ******" and shoved him down the stairs at school.

[EndreM]

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1986002,00.html

Norwegian luxury prison. I'm going to kill someone, cause that is nicer then my apartment.

Today a psycotic killer escaped from a Norwegian prison. He shot a man 13 times last year, and today when going to a local grocery store with to unarmed guards he suddenly disappeared.
He was caught after ten hours though, and is now back in his cozy cell, not being raped or beaten up.

That'll teach you!

OP, you suck for putting others in danger. I hope somebody widens your butthole.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Nope. Did you star in a ABC miniseries as a child actor?

[fryerfighter94]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9WJgOrUUA&feature=related

[phreshkid]

No but I thought you did?

[Farbin Kaiber]

So you had nothing to do with 2by2.net?

[phreshkid]

No man I didn't invent the shamwow. I am not affiliated with MLM companies either. I'm just a guy who wants to get a college education.

[Farbin Kaiber]

So, did you invent the fucking ShamWow?