Any one here ever been to jail?

[Farbin Kaiber]

Nope, this thing never comes off. Let's hope once you are in that the boys won't be able to fashion a pick out of a comb and a piece of bedsheet.

[Alkasquawlik]

Who wouldn't want an anal chastity belt?

I'm sure you'll be wishing you had one when you drop the soap in the shower and Bubba is leering at you.

[phreshkid]

Yeah that would be pretty ironic since you bought one when you were 18, remember? Did you ever get that bad boy off?

[Farbin Kaiber]

So what is it?


It would be ironic if it was an anal chastity belt.

[phreshkid]

Someone has to pay the price of ignorance and age appropriate decisions. Might as well be me. And no Farbin, no truck driving tools in my history of inventions, if I even had one.

[Fidhle007]

Fleshlight?

Seriously kid, you put yours, the officer's and anyone else within 500 yards life in danger. What you did was fucking stupid and I'm really glad you'll be in prison for a little while, although I'm not sure Juvi really counts anymore...

When I was your age I got lasered doing 97 in a 55 (coming down from 130+.) I pulled over immediately and was as polite and straightforward as I could be and was allowed to DRIVE AWAY. I had to appear in court so I dressed well, acted courteously and was let off with a basic speeding ticket (20 over or so.) I paid the $150 fine and never looked back. I did something dumb but I was smart about how I handled the aftermath and I'm still an anal virgin with no criminal record. You? You're fucked.

[Farbin Kaiber]

A nifty tool for long haul truck drivers?

[phreshkid]

No man, not space age polymer either.

[Alkasquawlik]

Now this is on a record every time an employer checks.
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Ya, have fun with that.

[CincinnatiKid]

So, some space age polymer?

Probably one of those Quixtar fags that annoy everybody.

[Need4Speed1299]

But I thought Billy Mays made the sham wow...

[Farbin Kaiber]

So, some space age polymer?

[F34R]

Now this is on a record every time an employer checks.
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1+ better to pull over.

[Matt-B]

Now this is on a record every time an employer checks.
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[freeride53]

Just in a holding cell for about 6 hours, when I was 14. Myself and 4 of my friends jumped and kicked the shit out of this skinhead-Nazi kid that called our friend Ali a "sand ******" and shoved him down the stairs at school.

a beer to you.