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  • Kershaw
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2010
    • 11822

    #1

    my baby is busted

    I don't know wht is wrong with my car. it will start, then idle, but as soon as kick the throttle to the floor it dies. hlap!!11 i can drift in between two semis for a short time, but then the engine dies. i can only r3v my car into 4 things at a time. i dont knwo what is happinin. Pleez, pleez, pleeez, help me.

    edit:
    i found out what the problem was. my compression was gone in half my cylinders and my tie rods were loose and my intake boot was loose and my rear diff was loose and my oil pan was loose and my gas cap was loose. but i went around my car with a screwdriver and tightened everything up and now she runs GREAT!

    THANK YOU!
    AWD > RWD
  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13005

    #2
    try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
    cars beep boop

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    • Davenandez
      Advanced Member
      • May 2009
      • 128

      #3
      Phaedon, what the fuck just happened!?
      -David

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      • long tall eta
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jul 2010
        • 1536

        #4
        Originally posted by Kershaw
        I don't know wht is wrong with my car. it will start, then idle, but as soon as kick the throttle to the floor it dies. hlap!!11 i can drift in between two semis for a short time, but then the engine dies. i can only r3v my car into 4 things at a time. i dont knwo what is happinin. Pleez, pleez, pleeez, help me.

        edit:
        i found out what the problem was. my compression was gone in half my cylinders and my tie rods were loose and my intake boot was loose and my rear diff was loose and my oil pan was loose and my gas cap was loose. but i went around my car with a screwdriver and tightened everything up and now she runs GREAT!

        THANK YOU!
        tech support a plenty
        sigpic

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        • accident
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2008
          • 7303

          #5
          Originally posted by kronus
          try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"
          i personally fixed kronus' car this way.

          Originally posted by ROLLingKING
          i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
          Originally posted by slammin.e28
          Moral of this story?

          If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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          • jasonsnoddy
            E30 Mastermind
            • Feb 2010
            • 1900

            #6
            Wat


            Originally posted by stewie30luvr
            ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
            Originally posted by JakeP
            with a coathanger

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            • BillBrasky
              E30 Mastermind
              • Dec 2008
              • 1641

              #7
              Originally posted by kronus
              try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"

              This method also works when picking up girls at the bar.

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              • Sailor37
                E30 Modder
                • Mar 2010
                • 985

                #8
                Originally posted by Kershaw
                i can drift in between two semis for a short time,
                !
                Hoamboy showing you the ropes in the parkin lots, eh?

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                • Kershaw
                  R3V OG
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 11822

                  #9
                  apparently "going around the car and tightening things" fixes everything.

                  AWD > RWD

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                  • Dozyproductions
                    R3V Elite
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 4682

                    #10
                    you played us all along.

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                    • Adrian_Visser
                      R3VLimited
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 2823

                      #11
                      I also wanted to make fun of the OP of that thread. We really need a facepalm emoticon around here.

                      '89 Alpine S52 with goodies

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                      • Farbin Kaiber
                        Lil' Puppet
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 29502

                        #12
                        Originally posted by kronus
                        try whacking parts of the motor with a wrench while yelling "YOU WANT SUMMA DIS? HUH?"

                        It really works.

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                        • TexasTerp
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3541

                          #13
                          I like to stand on top of the engine and jump on it while yelling "seta pistons, seta pistons, seta pistons!". Just ask Yun he'll tell you it works.
                          stephenbrody.com

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                          • Raxe
                            R3V Elite
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5346

                            #14
                            Bilstein Jean is not my lover
                            She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
                            the kid is not my son
                            aheee heeeeee heeeeee

                            >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                            • payney8
                              E30 Modder
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 899

                              #15
                              no

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