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  • Violet88
    E30 Addict
    • Jun 2010
    • 435
    #16
    Originally posted by vince30
    why do women have rights again?
    lol
    '88 325i cabbie royal blau
    '91 325i cabbie calypso rot
    '92 318i cabbie laguna green
    ~I like all my b!tches topless ;-)~

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      • bernzpeed
        No R3VLimiter
        • Feb 2009
        • 3917
        #17
        Originally posted by Vince30
        Why do women have rights again?
        try asking your mom that? i'd love to hear her answer.
        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
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          • mamzak
            E30 Modder
            • Mar 2010
            • 883
            #18
            Originally posted by Roysneon
            Cool story, ho.
            hahahahahaha
            Originally posted by Dozyproductions
            All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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              • Ryan Stewart
                I Love Miatas
                • Oct 2003
                • 8978
                #19
                Originally posted by bernzpeed
                another clueless guy..
                So I am guessing you are a broad?

                The guy actually speaks the truth. Women SAY they want these things but most of them just want to bust a nut with the hottest, most thrilling guy they can get. Subconsciously women think just like us, its just that they talk all of this bullshit all of the time about funny guys, nice guys, whatever. When in reality they just want to fuck the fittest, richest guy they can.

                Its not their fault, its instinct. You want some quality baby gravy and a guy who can provide the world for your spawn.
                Im now E30less.
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                  • bernzpeed
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 3917
                    #20
                    so it goes both ways, sad reality... people are superficial. lol.

                    PS I love Miatas too. :-D
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
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                      • HarryPotter
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3642
                        #21
                        Originally posted by shiftbmw
                        http://laddertheory.com/

                        Don't be a cuddle bitch.
                        Dude I nearly lost my shit when I read this part.


                        " Scenario 1: Tom meets Jane. She's pretty and seems interesting to talk to. Tom and Jane start haging out and talking more and more. Tom develops an attraction to Jane, and one day tries to kiss her. Jane tell Tom she doesn't think of him that way and she wants to remain friends. The next few weeks contact between the two falls off. Jane starts fucking an outlaw biker."

                        Holy shit man, this scenarios are fucking hilarious, JANE STARTS FUCKING AN UNEMPLOYED ALCOHOLIC.


                        "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                        John F. Kennedy

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                          • mrsleeve
                            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Vince30
                            Why do women have rights again?
                            The 19th amendment
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                            William Pitt-

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                              • Ryan Stewart
                                I Love Miatas
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 8978
                                #23
                                Originally posted by bernzpeed
                                so it goes both ways, sad reality... people are superficial. lol.

                                PS I love Miatas too. :-D
                                Nothing sad about it. Its what got us to the top of the food chain.
                                Im now E30less.
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                                  • e30e
                                    R3VLimited
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 2176
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by mrsleeve
                                    The 19th amendment
                                    Worst Amendment ever!
                                    1985 BMW 325e
                                    1997 BMW M3/4/5
                                    2007 Chevy Silverado Crew Cab 5.3 v8

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                                      • Raxe
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 5346
                                        #25
                                        Haha, women who think they have some kind of default ruling power over men amuse me. I find lulz in ignoring them and watching their butthurt reaction.

                                        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                                          • Massimo
                                            No R3VLimiter
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 3207
                                            #26
                                            Her views would change with more low and is lip.
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                                              • Deltron Dirty30
                                                R3VLimited
                                                • Apr 2010
                                                • 2436
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Massimo
                                                Her views would change with more low and volvo lip.
                                                this.
                                                Originally posted by HarryPotter
                                                not to be racist but i've had multiple african americans comment on how they love my car. I've seen pics of e30's rolling through africa with at least 15-20 africans on them with ak-47's. WILD. its in the african blood. Hope this wasn't too racist, forgive me as I am intoxicated.
                                                Instagram: @jstnlws

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                                                  • mrsleeve
                                                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 16385
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by e30e
                                                    Worst Amendment ever!
                                                    No that would be the 13th
                                                    Originally posted by Fusion
                                                    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                                    The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                                    The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                                    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                                    William Pitt-

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                                                      • accident
                                                        R3V OG
                                                        • Sep 2008
                                                        • 7303
                                                        #29
                                                        Rob.

                                                        Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                                                        i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                                                        Originally posted by slammin.e28
                                                        Moral of this story?

                                                        If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                                                          • Be30mer
                                                            E30 Enthusiast
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 1121
                                                            #30
                                                            OP has frontbutt?

                                                            Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                                                            You are lucky your Dad didn't pull out and leave you on the passenger side seat.

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