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    #2
    Haha I love it when women give advise like this to men on how to get chicks. They are way too complicated for any of this to work in the real world. Okay, im going to hide in my ditch now.

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      #3
      Cool story, ho.
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        #4
        Women. Cant live with them, cant shoot them.
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          #5
          Someone should respond to her with a nice tl;dr


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          Originally posted by downernsp
          See I was young too but wtf is up with these perves that know damb well they are manipullating females wiyh all their promises and words.

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            #6
            What's really funny this, is that I'm everything that would be good according to that rant yet she, or any other woman would consider in a million years. Women don't want respect, they just want to be tossed around. This is a fact.
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              #7
              The ladder theory is a funny, scientific explanation of how men and women are attracted to each other. It also covers such topics as why women sometimes just want to be friends but men always want sex.


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                #8
                She's got issues.

                Maybe someone should tell her why women are imperfect from a man's point of view.
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                  #9
                  Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
                  Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
                  Sally: Why not?
                  Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
                  Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
                  Harry: No, you don't.
                  Sally: Yes, I do.
                  Harry: No, you don't.
                  Sally: Yes, I do.
                  Harry: You only think you do.
                  Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
                  Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
                  Sally: They do not.
                  Harry: Do too.
                  Sally: They do not.
                  Harry: Do too.
                  Sally: How do you know?
                  Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
                  Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
                  Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
                  Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
                  Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.


                  LOL

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                    #10
                    Sounds like she needs to stop reading the CL ads...She is ugly(no doubt) Thanks for the post, lawls xD
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                      #11
                      Why do women have rights again?

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Holland View Post
                        What's really funny this, is that I'm everything that would be good according to that rant yet she, or any other woman would consider in a million years. Women don't want respect, they just want to be tossed around. This is a fact.
                        another clueless guy..
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vince30 View Post
                          Why do women have rights again?
                          This^^ lol

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Vince30 View Post
                            Why do women have rights again?
                            lololol

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Roysneon View Post
                              Cool story, ho.
                              hahahahaa

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