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The rebuttal:
10: You're lazy. You won't get off the couch and MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH!!
9. You're standards are ridiculous. Girls claim guys watch porn, I'd argue that reading about Edward Cullen and the Gossip Girl boys sweeping girls off their feet is giving unreal expectations.
8. You expect us to make the first move. I'm so sick of chasing girls around, just to find out they have spent no time enriching themselves. Then when there is one actually worth getting to know, she has so many daddy issues it makes your head spin.
7. You are picking out the wrong packages then Miss Perfection. Not sure what guys you are picking up off the Casual Encounters, Missed Connections, Men Seeking Woman boards, but it sounds like desperation. You get sweaty dirty guys when you ask for them. I can find plenty of girls who look like they crawled out of a ditch. They're standing on the street corners of America.
6. You are boring boring boring as well. First of all, I don't see my sandwich yet...
Second of all, it's unfortunate that you can't sit still and chat about someone's golf game without constantly opening your phone to text your friends who are as dramatic and high maintenance as you are. Unless that's a text about my sandwich, I don't want to hear it ring.
5. You have no patience. You just finished saying you don't want to hear about my wicked golf game, a few minutes into me meeting you. Seems like you have a fuck ton of patience.
4. We're not nice? Then find a man who is "nice". I can count on one hand the number of attractive, intelligent woman, with some depth of character, who take the time to get to know the average Joe who is interested in them. Oh wait, but your not any of those things...
3. We don't listen, but you ignore us when we hit on you. So which is it... Do you want a man who wants you, or doesn't. Can we get to know you, or do you just want a trail of guys who you try to keep in a semi circle around you to boost your ego.
2. Not happy with the sex when you finally ALLOW it to occur? After all the games and messing around, most guys just want to get off since it may never happen again. Also, I'd be happy to give oral, so long as you'd clean your downstairs mix up. I don't like licking the insides of a fish, do you? Ties back into the hygiene complaint you were making...
1. Now you just sound bitter. And your forehead vein is bulging. And my sandwich isn't making itself.
So, was someone told?
YES: Oh Snap!
NO: Tell them.
Have they been told?
YES: Oh snap!Comment
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Goddamn San Francisco Feminazis.
FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!1991 318iS
1992 911
2006 330i 6-Spd ZSP people hauler
Gone:
1989 M3 S50B32, 6-Spd
1990 325ix 5-Spd
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Everyone in here, including the OP, are fucking morons and probably virgins as well.Comment
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The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de TocquevilleOriginally posted by Fusion
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
William Pitt-Comment
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I bet the girl who wrote that is fat and uglyMa che cazzo state dicendo? :|Comment
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maxbell, i commend your post.AWD > RWDComment
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'88 325i cabbie royal blau
'91 325i cabbie calypso rot
'92 318i cabbie laguna green
~I like all my b!tches topless ;-)~Comment
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"You always tell us you will call after, but you never do"
We do this because we dont want the luggage that comes with the vagina.
Problem??
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lol. she said Beefcakes.
Originally posted by Ryan...Comment
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