Top Ten Reasons Why You Cant Get

[Vince30]

No that would be the 13th

Fuck ya slaves!

[MaxBell]

The rebuttal:

10: You're lazy. You won't get off the couch and MAKE ME A GODDAMN SANDWICH!!

9. You're standards are ridiculous. Girls claim guys watch porn, I'd argue that reading about Edward Cullen and the Gossip Girl boys sweeping girls off their feet is giving unreal expectations.

8. You expect us to make the first move. I'm so sick of chasing girls around, just to find out they have spent no time enriching themselves. Then when there is one actually worth getting to know, she has so many daddy issues it makes your head spin.

7. You are picking out the wrong packages then Miss Perfection. Not sure what guys you are picking up off the Casual Encounters, Missed Connections, Men Seeking Woman boards, but it sounds like desperation. You get sweaty dirty guys when you ask for them. I can find plenty of girls who look like they crawled out of a ditch. They're standing on the street corners of America.

6. You are boring boring boring as well. First of all, I don't see my sandwich yet...

Second of all, it's unfortunate that you can't sit still and chat about someone's golf game without constantly opening your phone to text your friends who are as dramatic and high maintenance as you are. Unless that's a text about my sandwich, I don't want to hear it ring.

5. You have no patience. You just finished saying you don't want to hear about my wicked golf game, a few minutes into me meeting you. Seems like you have a fuck ton of patience.

4. We're not nice? Then find a man who is "nice". I can count on one hand the number of attractive, intelligent woman, with some depth of character, who take the time to get to know the average Joe who is interested in them. Oh wait, but your not any of those things...

3. We don't listen, but you ignore us when we hit on you. So which is it... Do you want a man who wants you, or doesn't. Can we get to know you, or do you just want a trail of guys who you try to keep in a semi circle around you to boost your ego.

2. Not happy with the sex when you finally ALLOW it to occur? After all the games and messing around, most guys just want to get off since it may never happen again. Also, I'd be happy to give oral, so long as you'd clean your downstairs mix up. I don't like licking the insides of a fish, do you? Ties back into the hygiene complaint you were making...

1. Now you just sound bitter. And your forehead vein is bulging. And my sandwich isn't making itself.



So, was someone told?
YES: Oh Snap!
NO: Tell them.

Have they been told?
YES: Oh snap!

[ChaseN]

Goddamn San Francisco Feminazis.


FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

[LBJefferies]

Everyone in here, including the OP, are fucking morons and probably virgins as well.

[Vince30]

Everyone in here, including the OP, are fucking morons and probably virgins as well.

[HarryPotter]

[87e30]

me too

[mrsleeve]

Wow. :rofl: perfect on so many levels

[b*saint]

I bet the girl who wrote that is fat and ugly

[Kershaw]

maxbell, i commend your post.

[nomansland92]

who let her out of the kitchen?

[Violet88]

^

[E30Pedia]

"You always tell us you will call after, but you never do"

We do this because we dont want the luggage that comes with the vagina.



Problem??

[Brandon12V]

lol. she said Beefcakes.

[pureaudio]

For some reason, this rebuttal has me crying laughing.