Favorite movie quotes

[BMW BMXER]

"One day an Autobot shall rise from our ranks, and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest hour. Unitl that day, till all are one."
-Optimus Prime

:shock:

[Kristuphir]

"I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..."

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your gun – and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle Point Five Oh" written on the side of mine – should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...fuck off."

"The sign says 'Shut the Fuck Up,' or can't you fellas read?"

so many more...

[permit]

Hell yes, Snatch, such a great movie. Here's the full quote though...

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, and have brought your two small mincey waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

[robert325is]

"Why don't you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT."

~Boondock Saints


"Big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later"

~Dumb & Dumber

[uflnuceng]

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Gary Johnson

"Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable. "

Spottswoode

Both quotes from Team America:World Police... that movie had me cracking up it was so hilarious. Especially that first one where Gary upstages Alec Baldwin.

More Team America Quotes

[chriskb3]

"i thought he was the get away driver. what the fuck can he get away from?"

+100 other quotes from Snatch

[rwh11385]

Your ass is tighter than your waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
Don't shit on my dikk.

- You Got Anal

[Beej '86 325es]

Re: Favorite movie quotes

I've always been a huge quoter of movies, whenever my friends and I get together, that's just about all we do. And working in a video store for 4 years, I had plenty of fun reciting all the best ones. I'm curious to see what other people's are. I've got plenty, but I thought I would start with my all-time favorite:

"There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrolable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused, and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. My pain is constant, and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing."

- Christian Bale, "American Psycho"

I'm a big American Psycho fan too, and a big movie quoter, so...

"There are no girls with good personalities. A good personality consists of a chick with a little hardbody. One who will satisfy all sexual demands, without being too slutty about things, and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut."

[hamann318is]

Customs: "Do you have anything to declare?"
Avi: "Yeah, don't goto England."

[h0lmes]

American Psycho has so many sick quotes, I love it.

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

[DEV0 E30]

Transportation is a very precise business.
-The Transporter, not that great but begining with 7 Series is good.

Most people - same job, same gig, doing the same thing 10 years from now. Us, we don't know what we are doing 10 minutes from now.
-Collateral, so many good quotes.

[uflnuceng]

I jsut realized we had no Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes... My personal favorites are:

Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied. "

"Let off some steam Bennett!"

- Commando

Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongolian trainee: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.

- Conan the Barbarian

[Jand3rson]

American Psycho has so many sick quotes, I love it.

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

- "By the time we get to Espace, I'm on the verge of tears, because I'm positive we won't have a good table. But we do, and relief washes over me."

- "In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while I do my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now."

- "I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very expensive Chardonnay you're not drinking.

[Matt86es]

"Violet, you're turning violet!"

I just got back from watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on shrooms. The colors and backgrounds were amazing and the umpaloompas(sp?) kicked ass. They were all one creepy guy!

[randomtask37]

"aim it at her tits eddie"


and just about any line from supertroopers