How would R3V Handle this?

[blocke]

So for the past few weeks, I have noticed that this fat motherfucker has tried to spit on my car while I drive by on my way to work. I always pass him walking away from the train stop about the same place and the same time everyday.
This guy obviously targets me specifically, because he has done it while driving in my E30, in my wife's E46, and my GTI.
To my knowledge, I have never encountered this guy in my life outside of driving past him, and have no clue what his problem is.

I'm thinking on either stopping my car and just laying this fucker out one day,
or just slowing down and flashing him the Glock and watching him piss himself before work.

Will be moving to a new office in Irvine the 1st of May, so I'm thinking do it on my last day down here.

[MikeDE]

Dunno...spit on him??

[Farbin Kaiber]

Give him a blowjob, THEN spit in his face.

[evandael]

super soaked filled with piss. have your wife drive and stand up through the sunroof.

[Texas Toast]

Give him a blowjob, THEN spit in his face.

That obivously the most rational thing to do!

[HiTheNameIsBJ]

There was a cyclist in my town that used to do that, one day I leaned out of my friends window and hit him with a plate of general tso's an white rice. Pretty satisfying.

[ttrousdell]

guy i used to work with told me that when he was a kid growing up in san fran. they used to fill a fire extinguisher with used motor oil and spray the gays marching in parades. I think you should do the same.

[BimmerTim]

Tough one. Are you sure he's not doing this to other people as well?

If it were me, I'd probably pull over and take the situation face to face. I doubt he'd be as ballsy that way. Perhaps you cut him off, or did something to him without realizing. There are some fucked up people that hold ridiculous grudges out there.

I once pulled out into traffic in my car, with 9-10 car lengths of room, and I got up to speed without impeding the flow of traffic in any way. The guy behind me laid on his horn and flipped me off for like two blocks. When he got up next to me, he wouldn't even look at me. Then, a lady switched lanes in front of him, with way more than adequate room, and he flipped her off and started punching his dash. I just shrugged off the whole incident, but I think about it and remember how fucked up people are from time to time.

[Sailor37]

He obviously doesn't like the look of your face, has enough balls to spit at you, and would probably stomp your ass if you confronted him...you should leave it alone for your own sake. (Flash your glock, geez...what a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles--you'd be better off flashing your cock)

[Desaevious]

There was a cyclist in my town that used to do that, one day I leaned out of my friends window and hit him with a plate of general tso's an white rice. Pretty satisfying.

[ogbimmer]

super soaked filled with piss. have your wife drive and stand up through the sunroof.

great minds think alike!!!!! I was so about to say that... I did super soaker piss drive by one time on this guy that kept trying to talk to my girlfriend lol

[mikeedler]

great minds think alike!!!!! I was so about to say that... I did super soaker piss drive by one time on this guy that kept trying to talk to my girlfriend lol

ohh my, someone tried talkig to my girlfriend!!!!

[scabzzzz]

Walk up to him. Have a friend near walk up directly behind him. You guys come up to him at the same time. Have your friend pretend to put a gun to his head. Once he's rattled and sitting in one spot, pull your pants down and start shitting in between his legs, using his legs are your toilet seat. Tell him to shut the fuck up if he makes any sudden moves or screams. Then casually walk away.

[rich4rdee]

eat his entire family

[Kershaw]

take a machete and cut off his tongue for spitting at you.