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  • Dj Buttchug
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    if shes hot and she takes care of herself then I would assume shes probably about to go on her period or something, provided she doesnt have some sort of STD. shit gets weird around that time.

    however, if said flavorful cooter is paired with a fat sweaty heffer, well then end thread.

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  • Sensimillatech
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    Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
    OP pics of said delicious girl to complete thread plz
    I second this and will include some reasoning to as to why the quote above makes perfect sense.

    1. Does the garage match the rest of the house?
    2. Does the OP have good taste?
    3. Boobs.

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  • Dj Buttchug
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    OP pics of said delicious girl to complete thread plz

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  • Bimmerista
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    Thankfully, I have not come across a box that tasted bad.

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  • stegosaurus
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    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
    Personally, I've likened the scent we speak of as something like old wet pencil shavings.
    Nickels...

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  • der affe
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    Originally posted by devon.818
    i dont even wana know how you know that shit!


    BLUE WAFFLE?
    you'd be amazed at how many guys get a puzzled look on their faces and then go "fuck! that bitch!" when i let loose with that knowledge.

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  • Todd Black 88
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    Originally posted by Adrian_Visser
    If it smells like chicken keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the fuck out!
    This.

    Must be a local saying.

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  • deutschman
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    did you eat it after having some protected sex? condoms will leave a nasty taste behind as well. lol

    http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...y-gross-42939/

    or would you like some syrup with your waffles?
    WOW!
    Last edited by deutschman; 05-16-2011, 05:33 PM.

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  • Adrian_Visser
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    If it smells like chicken keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the fuck out!

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  • mrsleeve
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    I think this is pertinent to this topic

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by chadthestampede
    I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?
    There weren't any chunks. That would have stopped me faster than stink.
    Originally posted by chadthestampede
    If it was a r3v member, who would it be?

    Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
    FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
    Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
    Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
    mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
    Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
    der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
    The closest would be "Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy". Imagine caramelizing some onions and adding some beef stock, reducing for 10 minutes, and adding a splash of red wine. Throw in a vial of sweat. That was this. This was that.

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  • devon.818
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    Originally posted by Bimmerista
    Perhaps marinate it with whipped cream or chocolate syrup?
    maybe some worcheshire sauce and a bit of cracked black pepper?
    yeah that goes great on some tender meat curtains.

    http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...y-gross-42939/

    or would you like some syrup with your waffles?

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  • Dj Buttchug
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    ^ hahahahha win

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  • chadthestampede
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    I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?

    If it was a r3v member, who would it be?

    Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
    FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
    Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
    Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
    mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
    Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
    der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.

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  • Bimmerista
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    Perhaps marinate it with whipped cream or chocolate syrup?

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