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  • mrsleeve
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    Originally posted by Pinepig
    The rule is, If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

    This it the correct way to go about things


    You squeamish little kids have got a long way to go.

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by devon.818
    wrong, if you can't eat it, get her from behind and fuck that HO, then jizz on her forehead, pull up your pants cause your a big boy and DIP the fuck out.

    thats the only way. yep.
    Real talk. Players gonna play.

    Originally posted by ForcedFirebird
    Are you sure you put your finger in the right hole?
    Yes. Of course I was afraid of pulling out the accoutrements to a full roast beef dinner.

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  • ForcedFirebird
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    Are you sure you put your finger in the right hole?

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  • devon.818
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    Originally posted by Pinepig
    The rule is, If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.
    wrong, if you can't eat it, get her from behind and fuck that HO, then jizz on her forehead, pull up your pants cause your a big boy and DIP the fuck out.

    thats the only way. yep.

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  • Pinepig
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    The rule is, If you can't eat it, don't fuck it.

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  • Farbin Kaiber
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    Personally, I've likened the scent we speak of as something like old wet pencil shavings.

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  • Optimator
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    Definitely Brown with onions. Very savory.

    I had dined here before, and it had tasted like giardiniera.

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  • Dj Buttchug
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    Originally posted by chadthestampede
    Heinz brown gravy is not specific enough. Which flavor was it?

    Savory Beef?
    Pork?
    Bistro Au Jus?
    Rich Mushroom?

    or, could it be...

    Brown with onions?

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  • chadthestampede
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    Heinz brown gravy is not specific enough. Which flavor was it?

    Savory Beef?
    Pork?
    Bistro Au Jus?
    Rich Mushroom?

    or, could it be...

    Brown with onions?

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  • trackjunkie21
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    If it smells like fish, don't eat the dish.

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  • Dj Buttchug
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    some sort or oral medication needs to be created to fix the seafood issues...

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  • RagtopE30
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    I havent laughed this good in a long while!

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  • Optimator
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    Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
    OP are u sure you didnt taste the butthole?? i mean it could happen
    Nah. Shit tastes WAY different.

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  • devon.818
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    Originally posted by der affe
    if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.
    i dont even wana know how you know that shit!


    BLUE WAFFLE?

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  • der affe
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    if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.

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