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    #91
    Originally posted by IminDiegoTriick View Post



    try putting some edibles inside next time you hit it ;)
    sugar + vag = needs Vagisil
    BRUTE

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      #92
      Fish tacos < spicy nacho's.

      That comparison doesn't make much sense,someone assimilate spicy nacho's to something sensual.

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        #93
        Originally posted by Turd View Post
        Fish tacos < spicy nacho's.

        That comparison doesn't make much sense,someone assimilate spicy nacho's to something sensual.
        Im trying but I keep getting grossed out.

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          #94
          Yeah.. In the middle of my first drunken blow job I was sure to do the trusty finger test.

          Once I confirmed the scent of trout.. instead of getting the fuck out, I nutted in her mouth and passed out.

          Even when the cards are down never EVER waste a good bj opportunity.

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            #95
            say no to Duck Butter!
            :borg:

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              #96
              This thread makes me want to chow some box when I get home tomorrow night...
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                #97
                I've only ran into one stinky puss in my life. It was in highschool, I had been talking to this girl for a little bit, went to her house and fingered her, realized it smelled like shit and ended up getting a dry half assed handjob. Thank god my mom came to pick me up. That very well might have been the last time we hungout. A few years later she popped back into my circle of friends, whom i had told about her kung fu grip hand job. They all called her gi joe, but she never caught on why.


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                  #98
                  It was quite difficult....but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
                  Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                  All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by mamzak View Post
                    it was quite difficult....but i finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
                    lol


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                      lol this is fucking epic! ive only been around one bad box before and i steered clear...mostly because she proceeded to lock herself in a bathroom and pass out in a puddle of her own piss. it stank mostly like a sweaty unwiped ass. i had to wash my hand
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                        Originally posted by mamzak View Post
                        It was quite difficult....but I finally managed to masturbate to this thread.
                        buahahahahahahaha

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                          Originally posted by devon.818 View Post
                          yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."
                          Laughing my ass off.....


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                            I was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
                            dlm

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                              Originally posted by dlmrun2002 View Post
                              I was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
                              dlm

                              Originally posted by der affe View Post
                              if it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.
                              BRUTE

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                                I cant stop laughing
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