Originally posted by IminDiegoTriick
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Weird tasting puss.
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I've only ran into one stinky puss in my life. It was in highschool, I had been talking to this girl for a little bit, went to her house and fingered her, realized it smelled like shit and ended up getting a dry half assed handjob. Thank god my mom came to pick me up. That very well might have been the last time we hungout. A few years later she popped back into my circle of friends, whom i had told about her kung fu grip hand job. They all called her gi joe, but she never caught on why.
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Originally posted by devon.818 View Postyeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."
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Originally posted by dlmrun2002 View PostI was eating at the "Y" one time and my tongue got numb. I found out later it was from her "sponge" which had spermicide on it. And I thought it was all the blow I was doing those days....it all worked out. I banged her sister.
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Originally posted by der affe View Postif it tastes like you are chewing on aluminum foil and it makes your mouth go numb, she is using VAGISIL.
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