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    #106
    This thread made my day! lulz

    On the side note, just be sure, even when you are horny and drunk, don't even try to make the "clown kiss"....ever!! (no, not self experience:)).
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      #107
      oh my fuck my ex's pus used to taste metalic, she'd been using vagisil...

      no wonder why she was hesitant to lemme have a snack
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        #108
        If the bitch stinks down unda, recommend she uses a "douche" and cleanse that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, then run as fast as you can. :p
        @IRON-E30 aka Edwin:D

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          #109
          Originally posted by IRON-E View Post
          If the bitch stinks down unda, recommend she uses a "douche" and cleanse that waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, then run as fast as you can. :p
          If the bitch is dating you, dont worry the "using a douche" part is covered by default.... HHEEEYYYYYOOOOO!! JK you set yourself up for that one, I couldnt help myself.


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            #110
            Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z View Post
            If the bitch is dating you, dont worry the "using a douche" part is covered by default.... HHEEEYYYYYOOOOO!! JK you set yourself up for that one, I couldnt help myself.


            Mariano
            Boludo!..:rofl: I did set myself up on that one.
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              #111
              What is "douche " part thing?
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                #112
                Douche - Wikipedia
                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche
                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


                Originally posted by der affe
                first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

                if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                  #113
                  Originally posted by diegom6 View Post
                  What is "douche " part thing?


                  Look in the mirror.
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                    #114
                    Zing!!!!!

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                      #115
                      Posting in epic thread....

                      I could quote something from every page funny!


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                        #116
                        some from-unda-cheese...

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                          #117
                          The first box I ever ate was HORRIBLE. Chick was a soccer player at my school and after a pint of vodka she was ready to be taken to some base that wasn't home base.

                          The smell punched me the mouth before her unmaintained bush began to wire brush my teeth. Nevertheless I ate the jawn like there was no tomorrow and in return received a solid 30 seconds of head. 9th grade WIN!

                          Her older sister was HEATED. She was pissed because I made her sister "do that to me". For what I had to do for 30 secs of head I should've been getting 30 mins of anal in her parents bed while she rolled my swishers for me. smh

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                            #118
                            Originally posted by KirkerBezerker View Post
                            .

                            The smell punched me the mouth before her unmaintained bush began to wire brush my teeth. Nevertheless I ate the jawn like there was no tomorrow and in return received a solid 30 seconds of head. 9th grade WIN!


                            Dude I think you have that confused with a married WIN. All though normally minus the pungent aroma.
                            Originally posted by Fusion
                            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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                              #119
                              This thread creeps me out, now I will be too worried to ever sleep with a girl.
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                              Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                              You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                                #120
                                Its biology man nothing to fear, in 99% of cases. Just have to beware of that 1% and you will know it when you find it, if you ever do
                                Originally posted by Fusion
                                If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                                The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                                The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                                Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
                                William Pitt-

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