Weird tasting puss.

[DTM190]

Talk about "egg" on your face


Sorry couldnt help it

[CleanAzzE30z]

Suddenly the thread took a turn off of "Awesomely funny highway" and traversed the interchange onto "Interstate grotesquely offputting"....

[DTM190]

"We put the good things in so you'll wear the dolmio grin"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLoYKWnAnzQ

[long tall eta]

I was at a party one time and at like 3am we started telling sex stories. One of the guys I didn't know was all quiet and shy the whole time, but sipping some vodka. A while later, after a few shots he starts talking "I guess I'll tell you mine. I was drunk and ronching this one chick's waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and the whole time, my face felt a little weird, like I had a thin layer of glue on it. Thought it was the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles juice, so I kept going, but I didn't like the smell. She's all enjoying it and stuff. About 15 mins later, I was thirsty as hell so I told her I'd go to the bathroom and have a quick drink. It was dark so I turned on the light in the bathroom, walked in and saw my face in the mirror. It was like a scene from Saw. I just froze in shock, then started yelling. She heard it of course, ran in and sterted yelling even more. I was so fucked, I put a shirt over my head and without washing my face, ran out of the house and down the street, people staring at what was going on. We never talked again."
The rest of us just sat there in awe and had to drink A LOT more to get over that one.

That's earning your red wings

[Sputnik]

Soooo... any experience with crimson river floods?

...Yeah, run for the hills ;)

[The Volta]

Soooo... any experience with crimson river floods?

Meh, the crimson floods don't bother me. All the girls I have been with have been clean, I guess I am lucky. These smells that you are talking about are making me think twice.

[expressfish]

fell off the couch in 8th grade trying one time, No was NOT successful

[onaquest]

you know its not mandatory to eat it right?

my buddy used to bitch all the time that his girls clam tasted funky and smelled weird...i never understood why he kept going back for more....

yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."

holy shit. The 2nd part here is ingenious.

[DTM190]

Anyone ever had Fish Curry?

I was warned off an Indian chick by a mate due to her vag smelling of curry,

Again I should have listened,

I see Fish Curry on a menu and I gag now

[Farbin Kaiber]

What can I say. I have been stuck in motel for the last week with nothing to do but post on here as the TV in this place SUCKS ass, I am like the new temporary farbin.

Somebody has got to do it while I'm on flood patrol. Maybe you are my Alter-Ego, my own Tyler Durden. Right now I'm busy being Farbin's tired, blistered palms. Thanks for the autopilot.

(So many views, and home base location just might make some r3v'ers contemplate the notion.)

[imsotyerred]

[Simon S]

good times

[BrownBeanE30]

the rule of thumb I heard was (and I thought was a bit off):
If it smells like fish make it a dish
If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

I'm not sure how true that really is.

quoted lol

[bloodshot-e30]

haha and thats why i love my girl ;)

[der affe]

as of last night i am 2 for 2 on vegitarian box tasting good. i think i am seeing a pattern.

the first one switched and it actually tasted better after.

and yes, they both ate my "meat" and the subsequent "meat juice"

she told me, "oh, i eat THAT meat!"