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    #46
    if shes hot and she takes care of herself then I would assume shes probably about to go on her period or something, provided she doesnt have some sort of STD. shit gets weird around that time.

    however, if said flavorful cooter is paired with a fat sweaty heffer, well then end thread.

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      #47
      If my fingers smell bad I stop, then I stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now douche bitch."
      So fucking sigworthy and this whole thread is so full of win.
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        #48
        Was having a shitty then I read this.....r3v you never fail me!
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          #49
          Proper etiquette calls for pairing it with mashed potatoes and a robust brown ale.
          Originally posted by LJ851
          I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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            #50
            oh my. I was going to multi quote almost every post. Funny as fuck
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            Originally posted by der affe
            first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

            if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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              #51
              Smalls like cologne, leave it alone, smalls like fish, sure is a dish.
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                #52
                have you guys ever run into...

                it taste better than it smells

                or

                smells better than it taste?
                :borg:

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                  #53
                  So thankful my girl smells/tastes like heaven all the time.
                  Lorin


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                    #54
                    LOL this could be taken as a cooking thread.
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                      #55
                      Originally posted by devon.818 View Post
                      yeah if my fingers smell bad i stop, then i stick my fingers in her mouth and ask her if it tastes good, thats my nice way of saying "you have a dirty fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, now shower."
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                        #56
                        Originally posted by Mike325 View Post
                        Ya, if she won't taste her own brand, then its no go.
                        right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.


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                          #57
                          Originally posted by HarryPotter View Post
                          right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.
                          STFU, there's double standards for a reason; there is no fun in fucking a women who won't taste her own waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.
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                            #58
                            the problem is that its not suppose to smell or taste like beef stew.

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                            Ig:ryno_pzk
                            I like the tuna here.
                            Originally posted by lambo
                            Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                              #59
                              tasty

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by s0urce View Post
                                I'm thinking Arby's


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