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    #61
    What is that, a ball sac?

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      #62
      Originally posted by Dj Buttchug View Post

      however, if said flavorful cooter is paired with a fat sweaty heffer, well then end thread.
      fucking classic

      Originally posted by chadthestampede View Post
      Proper etiquette calls for pairing it with mashed potatoes and a robust brown ale.
      tears

      Originally posted by ForcedFirebird View Post
      Smalls like cologne, leave it alone, smalls like fish, sure is a dish.
      Fish, i have never got the whole fish thing, if i came across one that seriously did smell of fish (fucking gagging) i would consider jumping the fence - momentarily

      Originally posted by !kid View Post
      have you guys ever run into...

      it taste better than it smells

      or

      smells better than it taste?
      lol, of course

      Originally posted by Massimo View Post
      LOL this could be taken as a cooking thread.
      Too many cooks spoil the broth lol

      Originally posted by HarryPotter View Post
      right... cause if a girl said your cums fucking nasty and stuck her cum covered fingers in your mouth you'd just gobble it up right? Why should a girl be forced to taste her own vag juices, that's kinda fucked up.
      Come on, I would say from my experience 75% OR MORE LOVE THAT SHIT!!

      Originally posted by Dj Buttchug View Post
      the problem is that its not suppose to smell or taste like beef stew.
      more gold

      Originally posted by chadthestampede View Post
      I'm having trouble figuring out the exact taste. Were there chunks?

      If it was a r3v member, who would it be?

      Blunt - Piquant aged delicatessen
      FredK - Mildly spicy Asian wok-fried w/ gravy
      Danny - Sweaty gym shorts bro-burger w/ gravy
      Hick - Down home cracker barrel w/ gravy
      mrsleeve - Montana bbq w/ gravy
      Farbin - Fries, goat cheese, eggs and gravy
      der affe - Sweaty shaft. With gravy.
      That is the best by far, I could not breathe for a bit i was laughing so hard.

      I was once warned about a snatch that smelled really really bad, like if you get below the breasts you could smell the most dank putrid thick stench that stained your nasal hairs.
      As you do, I still had a crack and he was right, more than an inch below the breast and look the fuck out!

      Sad bit was/is she is a superstar, super hot and a magnificent set of perky titties.

      So I still fucked her but no way my mouth was going near that stench trench
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      Originally posted by der affe
      first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

      if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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        #63
        hahaha A toast for you guys.... Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!

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          #64
          this thread makes me wana start a ( how i earned my red wings thread )
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            #65
            Originally posted by long tall eta View Post
            this thread makes me wana start a ( how i earned my red wings thread )


            /thread
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            Turbo Cabrio project: http://eurowerks.org/showthread.php?t=19677

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              #66
              How about,

              "If it makes you frown, dont go down"
              Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.


              Originally posted by der affe
              first try a finger or 2, you need to have them suck on it first and get it nice and wet to help it slip in.

              if she goes for that, astroglide up your pole, have her lay on her stomach and slip it in slowly and bury it to your balls and leave it there until she relaxes. once she is used to it slam that ass like a screen door.

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                #67
                My ocd wont let me near any loose curtains, it's gotta be clean, tidy and tight.

                I love going down as long as my ocd is ok with it!!
                stephenbrody.com

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                  #68
                  LOL sup

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by e30loverSC View Post
                    Heres to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels, all the water between heaven and hell will never wash away that fishy smell.... uh uh uh uhhhh DONT fuck her brains out!!

                    HHAHAHAHAHAHHA. It totally came natural to read that in a Isaac Hayes voice!



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                      #70
                      Ever had a girl you can't get enough of?
                      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                        #71
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                        Ever had a girl you can't get enough of?
                        yup for the last 11 years and counting
                        Originally posted by Fusion
                        If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
                        The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


                        The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

                        Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                          #72
                          That was her ass, not her puss.

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                            #73
                            Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
                            which finger test are you referring to ???

                            the one where you retrive a sample an taste or the one where she tastes the sample ???
                            Finger sniff test is first really. Only in the instance that said box passes the sniff test does the taste test occur. And of course you cant let her notice that you're doing this.

                            07 Designio E63 AMG / 1984 318i (M20Swapped)

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                              #74
                              I'm dying right now. In for pics of hairy beef curtains drenched in gravy complete with flies.


                              Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                              Originally posted by lambo
                              Sounds like you need a massage.
                              Originally posted by kpeng
                              Who the hell is Vlad?

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